» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Who's the fact knacker in the boob tube then?
Last year my boyfriend & I went out on the town with a mate of his & his mates wife.. during the night they bumped into some people they knew and we all went on for drinks together at another bar. Getting on towards the 2am mark we all decided to call it a night & were making our way back to the train station to go home. I was bringing up the rear of our stragggling bunch with my boyfriend & his mate. Totally out the blue my boyfriend just turns round to his mate and asks 'who his wifes fat knacker of a friend in the boob tube is'. Uhh,... her sister he replied... (and she was pregnant although we didn't find that out til 3 months later!) CLASSIC!
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 13:29, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Lesson: Search the house top 2 bottom before you open your mouth & put your foot in it in true spectacular fashion!
Several years ago I had been out on a girls shopping trip with my mother.. upon returning to her house we unloaded the bags and sat down for a glass of wine in the kitchen, believing no one to be home.

I proceeded to bring up how her boyfriend had acted like a complete twunt the day before and why did he have to put on such a front about everything, who the hell was he trying to impress... I continued to rant about him for several minutes with my mum more or less defending him. As I paused for breath and a sip of wine we heard him cough upstairs. He had been sitting, completely within earshot, and no doubt heard every one of my snipey comments.

He came downstairs a few minutes later & acted like nothing had happened. I could have died & squirmed everytime I saw him for about a month after that...I'm pretty sure he heard me but he has NEVER ever said anything...
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 13:37, More)