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» My Worst Vomit

For the record
i dont vomit when intoxicated, am i missing out?

the only thing that to this day i cant remember doing due to such copious ammouts of drink was to insist that i show everyone a party trick, so i smashed my head into a bowl of cocktail sausages on sharp sticks, i collapsed on the floor with about 10 sticking out my head, and blood pissing out, my friends kindly pulled them out is a drifed off to the land of nod.

how i managed to not lose an eye in the process in unknown, in the morning i asked where the blood on the walls was from, to be told from me, i then looked at me head to see numerous holes and dried blood. thats what you get for an all day all night session, messy.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 13:03, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

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byker grove, and what a load of wank it was, i can assure all kids out there its not in byker and its not called the grove.

both ant and dec were a lot shorter back then.
(Sat 13th Nov 2004, 13:28, More)

» My Worst Vomit

i can
i know someone who done the same but left the pan on the stove. the som other severly battered individual staggered along craving food, the fool stupidly thought it was vegetable soup. no one could stop him they were to busy laughing.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 12:42, More)