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Bob the Builder
Upon walking past a group of builders, one decided to invite me to sit on his face. My retort of "Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" caused much amusement to his colleagues and a smug glow for the rest of the day for me :D
I also used to work in telesales, which is a sarcasm gold mine. I know getting the calls can annoy people, so I was always very polite unless provoked. Conversation went as follows: Me:"Good evening, sorry to bother you..."
Angry woman: "Oh for fucks..call back in a week, I'm just on my way out the door!"
Me: "Oh, is it a particuarly high doorstep then madam?"
All that followed was a click..
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 13:26, More)
Bob the Builder
Upon walking past a group of builders, one decided to invite me to sit on his face. My retort of "Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" caused much amusement to his colleagues and a smug glow for the rest of the day for me :D
I also used to work in telesales, which is a sarcasm gold mine. I know getting the calls can annoy people, so I was always very polite unless provoked. Conversation went as follows: Me:"Good evening, sorry to bother you..."
Angry woman: "Oh for fucks..call back in a week, I'm just on my way out the door!"
Me: "Oh, is it a particuarly high doorstep then madam?"
All that followed was a click..
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 13:26, More)