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Lounge / Living Room
This argument has been ping-ponging between me and the mother-in-law for years now.
I always thought 'lounge' was the posh word for 'living room' and the mother-in-law says that 'living room' is the posh word for 'lounge'
Someone enlighten me :)
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 17:38, More)
Lounge / Living Room
This argument has been ping-ponging between me and the mother-in-law for years now.
I always thought 'lounge' was the posh word for 'living room' and the mother-in-law says that 'living room' is the posh word for 'lounge'
Someone enlighten me :)
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 17:38, More)
» Best Comebacks
Biscuits
My mate was telling me recently that he was set to reverse into a parking space, when some idiot drove in and pinched it. My mate got out of the car and an argument ensued. After a few minutes of arguing the other driver told my mate "to get back in the car you fat c**t".
My mate replied "Well you know the reason why I'm so fat dont you?, everytime I shag your mum she gives me a biscuit"
The other bloke replied "Well that must have been a load of biscuits then"
To which my mate replied "EXACTLY!", and then got back in the car and drove off.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:53, More)
Biscuits
My mate was telling me recently that he was set to reverse into a parking space, when some idiot drove in and pinched it. My mate got out of the car and an argument ensued. After a few minutes of arguing the other driver told my mate "to get back in the car you fat c**t".
My mate replied "Well you know the reason why I'm so fat dont you?, everytime I shag your mum she gives me a biscuit"
The other bloke replied "Well that must have been a load of biscuits then"
To which my mate replied "EXACTLY!", and then got back in the car and drove off.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:53, More)
» Tightwads
Can you peel an orange in your pocket?
A guy I work with, is the very essence of tight!
Recently, I caught up with him in a pub where a comedy night was planned. As part of the evening we were given vouchers for free beers. I arrive at the same time and buy him a pint. We wait until the show starts and in the interval, he asks if anyone wants a drink. I say yes, and he asks me for one of my free beer tokens!
On nights out with the lads, when he's the first one to enter a pub, he'll hold the door for everyone else to walk through, so he gets to the back while some other mug then ends up getting the beers in.
He's tighter than a gnats chuff!
(Tue 28th Oct 2008, 16:00, More)
Can you peel an orange in your pocket?
A guy I work with, is the very essence of tight!
Recently, I caught up with him in a pub where a comedy night was planned. As part of the evening we were given vouchers for free beers. I arrive at the same time and buy him a pint. We wait until the show starts and in the interval, he asks if anyone wants a drink. I say yes, and he asks me for one of my free beer tokens!
On nights out with the lads, when he's the first one to enter a pub, he'll hold the door for everyone else to walk through, so he gets to the back while some other mug then ends up getting the beers in.
He's tighter than a gnats chuff!
(Tue 28th Oct 2008, 16:00, More)
» Common
Intonation
Infuriating and very common :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
(Wed 22nd Oct 2008, 14:55, More)
Intonation
Infuriating and very common :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
(Wed 22nd Oct 2008, 14:55, More)
» Common
Jumpers over the shoulders
This absolutely makes my blood boil - I f**king hate it above everything else.
PEOPLE WHO WEAR JUMPERS OVER THEIR SHOULDERS ARE COMMON!
If its cold, wear it, if its hot leave it at home you miserable f**kers. THERE IS NO INBETWEEN!
*I feel better now*
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 17:46, More)
Jumpers over the shoulders
This absolutely makes my blood boil - I f**king hate it above everything else.
PEOPLE WHO WEAR JUMPERS OVER THEIR SHOULDERS ARE COMMON!
If its cold, wear it, if its hot leave it at home you miserable f**kers. THERE IS NO INBETWEEN!
*I feel better now*
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 17:46, More)