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I'll think of somethig funny to put here one day. No, really.

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With apologies to Private Eye

(Sun 25th Dec 2005, 9:51, More)

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» My Wanking Disasters

I was caught by my older brother
who treated the whole affair with the tact and sensitivity you'd expect. The worst thing was, that it wasn't porn he caught me with, but the Grattons catalogue. That's the bit I still haven't lived down after all these years.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 22:03, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Anyone remember Bergerac?
Well, Bergerac had a slightly chubby secretary, now more famous as the Alien/Mayor of Cardiff in Dr Who: Annette Badland. I wouldn't now of course. Partly because Mrs Grimface would not be amused and partly because I'm no longer wearing the sperm-goggles I wore when I was a horny teenager in the '80s.
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 21:30, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Sauce
Women with a saucy smile, a glint in their eye and a big arse.

Marvellous.
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 22:20, More)