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Junior doctor.
Want to be an ENT surgeon when I grow up.
Likes origami and lager.
Not very good at playing the guitar.
Visit my webiste
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» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
Where do I start?
I've been a doctor in the NHS for eight years. I could fill this board with stories that would make most of you turn white. I could tell you stories about maggots, worms, an ano-rectal turnip and a 20-stone patient spraying diarrhoea over me.
However, the most horrific thing I ever saw came one night where a couple of ambulance technicians brought a 'patient' in. In those days, ambulance technicians couldn't declare someone dead at a scene, so needed a doctor to do so. Sometimes, it was quicker to bring the body to the A+E department.
As I approached the ambulance, one of the technicians stood outside, smoking a cigarette. 'Is he dead, yet, doc?' he laughed.
Looking at the body, I murmured 'I think so. Where is the rest of his head?'
The answer was: In the same place as his left arm, his left lung, most of his descending colon and his moped - under a 22 wheel lorry.
And, yes, he was dead...
(Sun 24th Jun 2007, 22:06, More)
Where do I start?
I've been a doctor in the NHS for eight years. I could fill this board with stories that would make most of you turn white. I could tell you stories about maggots, worms, an ano-rectal turnip and a 20-stone patient spraying diarrhoea over me.
However, the most horrific thing I ever saw came one night where a couple of ambulance technicians brought a 'patient' in. In those days, ambulance technicians couldn't declare someone dead at a scene, so needed a doctor to do so. Sometimes, it was quicker to bring the body to the A+E department.
As I approached the ambulance, one of the technicians stood outside, smoking a cigarette. 'Is he dead, yet, doc?' he laughed.
Looking at the body, I murmured 'I think so. Where is the rest of his head?'
The answer was: In the same place as his left arm, his left lung, most of his descending colon and his moped - under a 22 wheel lorry.
And, yes, he was dead...
(Sun 24th Jun 2007, 22:06, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
Unusual jobs
As a junior doctor, I've had to do many strange things in my job.
The strangest was to remove a turnip from someone's rectum.
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 17:55, More)
Unusual jobs
As a junior doctor, I've had to do many strange things in my job.
The strangest was to remove a turnip from someone's rectum.
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 17:55, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Slightly medical joke
Whats white, round and fucks small children?
Aspirin
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 0:41, More)
Slightly medical joke
Whats white, round and fucks small children?
Aspirin
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 0:41, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
More sick jokes
Whats the worst thing about fucking a seven year old?
Washing the blood off the clown suit.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 0:40, More)
More sick jokes
Whats the worst thing about fucking a seven year old?
Washing the blood off the clown suit.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 0:40, More)