» Local Nutters

my uncle had a pretty
chronic dose of schizophrenia a few years back and his GP called me to pick him up and take him to the local psichiatric hospital. After he was committed and sedated I was filling some forms and I said to the nurse, "it must get colourful in here at times" and she replied "we've had three 'J. Christs' check in today" then shrugged and walked off.
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 23:47, More)

» Local Nutters

this silly old witch
used to walk up and down my street with one of those shitty little chihauhas. Everytime time the dog left a shit on someone's front lawn, it's owner would bend down, wipe its ass and put the tissue back in her pocket. she looked like she had some serious cancer. My childhood was littered with nightmares of her throwing her dog's ass tissues at me.
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 11:34, More)

» Petty Sabotage

condoms and urination
this guy scott rooted his mrs in a friend's sister's bedroom and dumped the used condom in the cd player.

for payback when he had a party we pissed in the cupboards (all over towels and toothbrushes etc) of his parents' ensuite and left a condom in the bottle of orange juice in the fridge.

I got a call in the morning from someone who'd stayed the night sayin scotty's dad wasn't too excited when the franga flopped into his second glass of OJ.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 9:45, More)