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» Lies I told on my CV
Lost time
I also "forget" to add some of the jobs I've taken and invariably put "at home mom" for that time like working on stage at the strip club, as a go-go dancer,or the S& M club mistress job... "bad dog lick my boot!" this really doesn't look good when applying for church-run agencies or children related jobs does it now?
(Mon 10th Jul 2006, 19:55, More)
Lost time
I also "forget" to add some of the jobs I've taken and invariably put "at home mom" for that time like working on stage at the strip club, as a go-go dancer,or the S& M club mistress job... "bad dog lick my boot!" this really doesn't look good when applying for church-run agencies or children related jobs does it now?
(Mon 10th Jul 2006, 19:55, More)
» Terrible food
Soy pork
My mother was constantly on diets and we had to eat her weird concoctions making us look like albino ethiopians throughout our school years. One such adventure into the anti-cullinary experience was a homemede soy/flour porkchop wannabe rubber thing that when we found it inedible we tossed to the dog who commenced to growl at it and bark for an hour. It was pure Evil!And hillariously so.
(Mon 21st May 2007, 20:50, More)
Soy pork
My mother was constantly on diets and we had to eat her weird concoctions making us look like albino ethiopians throughout our school years. One such adventure into the anti-cullinary experience was a homemede soy/flour porkchop wannabe rubber thing that when we found it inedible we tossed to the dog who commenced to growl at it and bark for an hour. It was pure Evil!And hillariously so.
(Mon 21st May 2007, 20:50, More)
» Get Rich Quick
completely legal
Stood on the street corner at night on the bad side of town and sold caffeine pills to the cops that drove by wondering if I was a hooker.Made about $300 that day. I was 17.
(Mon 4th Aug 2008, 20:07, More)
completely legal
Stood on the street corner at night on the bad side of town and sold caffeine pills to the cops that drove by wondering if I was a hooker.Made about $300 that day. I was 17.
(Mon 4th Aug 2008, 20:07, More)
» Advice from Old People
Brush Your Teeth!
False teeth adhesive tastes of mingey sandpaper!
Also never use it to put in vampire fangs for halloween.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 2:25, More)
Brush Your Teeth!
False teeth adhesive tastes of mingey sandpaper!
Also never use it to put in vampire fangs for halloween.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 2:25, More)
» Tightwads
Sharpness
I work in a knife store and we get customers coming in to sharpen their knives every day. The price is cheap and we prefer cash. Any way, one day a man comes in wanting to sharpen his kitchen cutlery. Looking to have all the earmarks of a golf membership bearing rich as god Jack; Snotty scowl, blingy watch, Ash(hole)worth polo, and highlighted gray feathered hair. I told him we could do that for $5 bucks. He flew into a red faced conniption that it was an outrageous price. This cost is our only insurance if we get our limbs hacked by blades flinging off the wheel and metal shavings in our clothes. Since we only have 3 employees, workman's comp. is an unheard of thing. I told him so and he stormed off fuming and cussing. $5 bucks. Guess that's how he can afford to "look" like a big spender in any case.
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 17:09, More)
Sharpness
I work in a knife store and we get customers coming in to sharpen their knives every day. The price is cheap and we prefer cash. Any way, one day a man comes in wanting to sharpen his kitchen cutlery. Looking to have all the earmarks of a golf membership bearing rich as god Jack; Snotty scowl, blingy watch, Ash(hole)worth polo, and highlighted gray feathered hair. I told him we could do that for $5 bucks. He flew into a red faced conniption that it was an outrageous price. This cost is our only insurance if we get our limbs hacked by blades flinging off the wheel and metal shavings in our clothes. Since we only have 3 employees, workman's comp. is an unheard of thing. I told him so and he stormed off fuming and cussing. $5 bucks. Guess that's how he can afford to "look" like a big spender in any case.
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 17:09, More)