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Lack of photoshop currently means the meaning to life has been put on hold sorry...
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» My Worst Vomit
3 for 2
Aged 16 at a party with all my mates aged 15/16 we had way to much beer/alcy pops for the amount of people there. naturally people drunk it all. now out of this group of around 15 people only around 3 which includes me are capable of heavy drinking. at of the 12 remainding people around 8 became paraletic and spewing everywhere, the 5 of us left trying to find sinks/toilets/drains for them to be sick in, i have never smelt something so bad, i bought 3 bottles of freebreeze (3 for the price of 2!! that deal was made for drunken partys party, fact) in the morning, no idea what the guy in the shop must of thought. The host was about the most drunk person there. in the morning he woke up screamed, randownstairs and shouted "What the fuck did you fucktards do!!!" my very tired reply was "You see that pile of sick by the TV.... that was you, you cock!"
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 20:51, More)
3 for 2
Aged 16 at a party with all my mates aged 15/16 we had way to much beer/alcy pops for the amount of people there. naturally people drunk it all. now out of this group of around 15 people only around 3 which includes me are capable of heavy drinking. at of the 12 remainding people around 8 became paraletic and spewing everywhere, the 5 of us left trying to find sinks/toilets/drains for them to be sick in, i have never smelt something so bad, i bought 3 bottles of freebreeze (3 for the price of 2!! that deal was made for drunken partys party, fact) in the morning, no idea what the guy in the shop must of thought. The host was about the most drunk person there. in the morning he woke up screamed, randownstairs and shouted "What the fuck did you fucktards do!!!" my very tired reply was "You see that pile of sick by the TV.... that was you, you cock!"
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 20:51, More)
» Local Nutters
PRON!
The Local tramp seems to live in the one-stop along the main road near my house. Once inside with a friend about to buy some food. suprised he was not in there for once. he stubbled in the doorway, mumbling to himself. walks up to the magizine section looking straight up at the porn not trying to be sly or anything and lets out a strange sexual sounding UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH! at this point the person behind the till hit the security button under the desk and a guard escorted him outside he then went and sat on a small wall outside staring at the porn through the window.
also as you walk past him in the street he tends to chant "berries, Berries, BERRIES!" which is always a good laugh
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:50, More)
PRON!
The Local tramp seems to live in the one-stop along the main road near my house. Once inside with a friend about to buy some food. suprised he was not in there for once. he stubbled in the doorway, mumbling to himself. walks up to the magizine section looking straight up at the porn not trying to be sly or anything and lets out a strange sexual sounding UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH! at this point the person behind the till hit the security button under the desk and a guard escorted him outside he then went and sat on a small wall outside staring at the porn through the window.
also as you walk past him in the street he tends to chant "berries, Berries, BERRIES!" which is always a good laugh
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:50, More)