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I'm w33b, 31 37 in Aberdeen. Down there is me pissed at a friends wedding reception (I cant remember it now, I must of been 6 years ago)...believe it or not this is a good picture of me, strong cheekbones you know!

I am .html I am versatile and improving, but I do have my limits.  When I work with amateurs it can get quite ugly.

I've been zombified! Thank you Mr Toast!!

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» Embarrassing Injuries

Bath Time Trauma
OK, I haven't told many people about this but here goes. When I was about 13 I was getting ready for a bath so standing fully clothed in the bath room I undid my trousers and bent down to take them off...unfortunately I was standing a little too close to the sink and ended up smaking my jaw on it only to have my TWO from teeth pass straight through my bottom lip. I must have yelled or something cause my mum ran through and saw me lying on the floor in a bloody pool and my trousers round my ankles. We've never been the same since!
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 9:32, More)