» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Whats your favourite colour?
A couple of years ago I did some internet dating - had lots of fun and no stalkers but I did meet some 'interesting' chaps.

In the process of emailing one, we were getting on well so I agreed to a date. He sent me a picture. And I thought, well maybe some of us don't photograph so well....oh I was wrong. The day before the date I asked a couple more questions - favourtie colour amongst them....he said...beige. Oh how I should have listened to the alarm bells.

So the date came and I walked in to the bar, there he was. Looking just like he did in his photograph....namely with a head shaped like a bell. I am not joking here, actually shaped like a bell. He then launched straight into a 30 mintue monologue about his systems analysis job and ranted about the idiots he worked with.....this lead into a 40 minute rant about Lord of the Rings. All the time moving his head from side to side like some kind of demented parrot!

I stayed for about 2 hours - out of morbid curiosity. I had never met anyone with so few social skills. He didn't ask me one question the whole time! Not one!

I received an email at 8am the next morning form him declaring 'that was the best date I have ever had'.....oh dear....I don't think he got out much....
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 10:45, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Dancing Horsey Girls
Have to admit that the girls who dance for Goldfrapp dressed in white with tails and bit mirrored horses heads...maybe not accidental though...
(Thu 9th Feb 2006, 16:56, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Superhero Fixation
I have to say that I have always had a thing for Spiderman, when he shoots web and swings his legs up into the air...

And when Batman's cape flaps when he jumps off a building...

I know, I know its wrong...
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 15:27, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Ah yes....
Aurora by Foo Fighters - being left for someone 10 years older than me. "I just kinda died for you, you just kinda stared at me...".

Relax by Frankie Goes to Holyywood. Watching the video my Mum taped for me from The Tube - CLEARLy too young for that.

Peter and the Wolf - about 7 years old and thinking my Grandad was the best person I knew and would ever know.
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 15:46, More)

» My first love

Ahh the obsession....
His name was Stuart and I loved him from when I was 4 years old. He was amazing until he was 13 and he turned into a twunt. Undetered I thought he would turn out alright in the end.

Bumped into him a few years ago - we talked, we went a few dates, it was going really well...then he dissappeared off the face of the planet....

oh well....
(Tue 25th Oct 2005, 14:22, More)