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» My Worst Vomit
My worst vomit
was after a quite hideous night shortly out of school (probably just hit 18) and id decided to see how much aftershock i could drink in the space of 1 night... after throwing up all over one of the people i was out with he took me back to my house and went back to contine drinking... i decided in all my wisdom to make myself a ham sandwich before i went to bed (i dont do kebabs) and ended up throwing up the ham sandwich and aftershock all over my bed and the brand new carpet in my bedroom and THEN going to sleep in it in a drunken stupor. ill never touch that nasty shit again!
(Wed 25th Aug 2004, 23:48, More)
My worst vomit
was after a quite hideous night shortly out of school (probably just hit 18) and id decided to see how much aftershock i could drink in the space of 1 night... after throwing up all over one of the people i was out with he took me back to my house and went back to contine drinking... i decided in all my wisdom to make myself a ham sandwich before i went to bed (i dont do kebabs) and ended up throwing up the ham sandwich and aftershock all over my bed and the brand new carpet in my bedroom and THEN going to sleep in it in a drunken stupor. ill never touch that nasty shit again!
(Wed 25th Aug 2004, 23:48, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
Not sure if this applies in other careers but...
being in the army means there are LOTS of lists (whats in this box, on this shelf etc etc) and for some reason if there is more than one of any item it is listed as "2 off" "3 off" etc.
its 2 OF , 3 OF ffs...
and dont bet me started on the middle management i work with who are totally incapable of stringing together a simple paragraph indicating work they have done or want doing... drives me up the wall.
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(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 13:14, More)
Not sure if this applies in other careers but...
being in the army means there are LOTS of lists (whats in this box, on this shelf etc etc) and for some reason if there is more than one of any item it is listed as "2 off" "3 off" etc.
its 2 OF , 3 OF ffs...
and dont bet me started on the middle management i work with who are totally incapable of stringing together a simple paragraph indicating work they have done or want doing... drives me up the wall.
/length
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 13:14, More)
» Being told off as an adult
told off for getting a shower!!
being in the army certainly has its moments...
recently after a field training exercise 7 people had to share 4 showers to wash, and clean the accomodation. we had 45 mins
i said i'd start to clean the accom and get a shower when one was free. as the 3rd person came in from his shower i started to get ready, however the CSM (company sergeant major) walked in as i was getting my boots off and said "why are you still in uniform?... you dont have time to wash, just get into civvies"
as i hadn't had a decent nights sleep in 5 days i kinda forgot/thought chuff off so got a shower anyway.
the following monday i found myself in front of said CSM getting my arse chewed for not wanting to travel for 90 mins or so through the middle of Northern Ireland stinking and in cam cream.
(Sun 23rd Sep 2007, 0:31, More)
told off for getting a shower!!
being in the army certainly has its moments...
recently after a field training exercise 7 people had to share 4 showers to wash, and clean the accomodation. we had 45 mins
i said i'd start to clean the accom and get a shower when one was free. as the 3rd person came in from his shower i started to get ready, however the CSM (company sergeant major) walked in as i was getting my boots off and said "why are you still in uniform?... you dont have time to wash, just get into civvies"
as i hadn't had a decent nights sleep in 5 days i kinda forgot/thought chuff off so got a shower anyway.
the following monday i found myself in front of said CSM getting my arse chewed for not wanting to travel for 90 mins or so through the middle of Northern Ireland stinking and in cam cream.
(Sun 23rd Sep 2007, 0:31, More)