» Top Tips

When crossing roads
rather than looking both ways before crossing simply add the vectors of both directions and look straight ahead.
(Sat 24th Nov 2007, 14:23, More)

» Insults

one of my favourites
if a little awkward to say fast
"a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle"
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 17:43, More)

» My Worst Vomit

My worst vomit
was after a quite hideous night shortly out of school (probably just hit 18) and id decided to see how much aftershock i could drink in the space of 1 night... after throwing up all over one of the people i was out with he took me back to my house and went back to contine drinking... i decided in all my wisdom to make myself a ham sandwich before i went to bed (i dont do kebabs) and ended up throwing up the ham sandwich and aftershock all over my bed and the brand new carpet in my bedroom and THEN going to sleep in it in a drunken stupor. ill never touch that nasty shit again!
(Wed 25th Aug 2004, 23:48, More)

» Insults

one that works mest from the moth of young (ish) children
"you're rubbish"

cuts like a knife
(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 3:07, More)

» Being told off as an adult

told off for getting a shower!!
being in the army certainly has its moments...
recently after a field training exercise 7 people had to share 4 showers to wash, and clean the accomodation. we had 45 mins
i said i'd start to clean the accom and get a shower when one was free. as the 3rd person came in from his shower i started to get ready, however the CSM (company sergeant major) walked in as i was getting my boots off and said "why are you still in uniform?... you dont have time to wash, just get into civvies"
as i hadn't had a decent nights sleep in 5 days i kinda forgot/thought chuff off so got a shower anyway.
the following monday i found myself in front of said CSM getting my arse chewed for not wanting to travel for 90 mins or so through the middle of Northern Ireland stinking and in cam cream.
(Sun 23rd Sep 2007, 0:31, More)