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» When I met the parents
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When I took my now ex-girlfriend home for the first time (I was 16), my mother and her cousin took it upon themselves to make her feel most uncomfortable but in a humorous way.
Giving the poor girl twenty questions, mam asks "Where are your parents from?". Girlfriend replies "dad from South Wales, mam from Liverpool". My mother asks "so no Scottish then?" to which the reply was no. "Never mind", says my mam, "Dafydd's half-Scottish, I'm sure you'll have some in you one day". HAHA.
My mam's cousin had brought her mad, mad little Stafforshire Bull Terrier around, as she often does. As the whole family and my girlfriend sat in the front sitting room (reserved for Christmas and special guests), the dog lay on the floor. My mam's cousin asked the girlfriend "does that remind you of yourself, on your back with your legs in the air?"
She was absolutely mortified.
They all became and still are, and despite her and I no longer going out, good friends.
(Tue 24th May 2005, 11:08, More)
Bitch
When I took my now ex-girlfriend home for the first time (I was 16), my mother and her cousin took it upon themselves to make her feel most uncomfortable but in a humorous way.
Giving the poor girl twenty questions, mam asks "Where are your parents from?". Girlfriend replies "dad from South Wales, mam from Liverpool". My mother asks "so no Scottish then?" to which the reply was no. "Never mind", says my mam, "Dafydd's half-Scottish, I'm sure you'll have some in you one day". HAHA.
My mam's cousin had brought her mad, mad little Stafforshire Bull Terrier around, as she often does. As the whole family and my girlfriend sat in the front sitting room (reserved for Christmas and special guests), the dog lay on the floor. My mam's cousin asked the girlfriend "does that remind you of yourself, on your back with your legs in the air?"
She was absolutely mortified.
They all became and still are, and despite her and I no longer going out, good friends.
(Tue 24th May 2005, 11:08, More)