» My computer gave away my secrets

Bluetooth DONGLE
I work at a computer company in the workshop. There is only one working PC in there and it's mine! but if anyone else in the workshop they'll just start using it for whatever.
I had recently installed a bluetooth dongle on it and had it all paired up with my mobile, cool.
One day I was away from the computer at the work bench and a collegue was using my computer. He was strangly quiet for a few minutes and then started to giggle like a girl, which got louder and louder and turnned into a full on laugh. I was like 'what the fuck are you doing?' walking over to the computer to see him copying the entire contents of my phone which was in my pocket onto the computer.
Now lets just say there are some pictures of me and the girlfriend in there practicing some extra curicular activites. My phone wouldn't let the bluetooth be turnned off as it was in use so I had to run out the fucking building to break the signal.
What a CUNT! Needless to say I keep the bluetooth turnned off now.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 12:07, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

One day I was walking through
the shopping centre and saw a baby in a pram that had been left outside a shop, so I farted on it as I passed. Man that was fucking hilarious.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 16:28, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

Total Granny
While on-site sorting a pc in a solicitors office, I could hear all the typist girls gasping with shock and giggling away. It wasn't until I saw that they were having a coffee break next to the server. This was a while back when proxy servers were still common. I used to leave the proxy program open on the screen so you could see what site each user is accessing. So imagine me and a group of typist ladies looking at a monitor with

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-- [big shot solicitor partner] - www.totalgranny.com

flashing up.

Laugh? I nearly shat. (site's gone now tho :( )
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 12:43, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

I paid with pain...
... those cocktail umbarellas down the jap's eye to scrape the clap out are bloody sore.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 17:18, More)

» Urban Legends

Mount Everest
Back when I was at school we had a gang of hippies come in to tell the whole school about some trip thing to Indinesia, walking up mountains and stuff. My maths teacher wasn't best impressed that we had got dragged out of his class to hear this crap. He spent the next 25 minutes explaining to us that since Everest had been conquered many years ago it was easy for anyone to do it now. 'There are stairs up most parts of it and there's a Tesco's near the top', he said complete with illustrations on the blackboard.
I was the smart-ass in a class of dumbfucks who all believed it straight away but eventually even I believed. Once he was done he just says 'did you lot believe that?' 'Yes' the answer replied, 'even you Ross? (me)', 'yes for a bit.' He laughed solidly for the next 10 minutes, tears streaming down his face.

cnut but still quite a sound teacher.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 15:18, More)