» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Beth Ditto.
That is all.
(Mon 25th Jun 2007, 23:37, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Seed pod tits.
*shudder*
(Mon 25th Jun 2007, 15:19, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

Nil by mouth. And scary daddy issues.
Tiggy - your numbering seems to have gone a bit weird.

But your latest post made me think of a lovely girl I was seeing for a few months, who for reasons I never found out just wouldn't allow me to go down on her - a damn shame as, frankly, I love it. And it wasn't as if she was disinclined herself, in fact the girl should've worn kneepads.

In almost every way the situation was perfect, she was drop-dead gorgeous with a fantastic figure, way out of my league and otherwise very adventurous sexually... I just never ever got to dine at the Y.

She was also quite a bit younger than me and that's where it went *really* wrong. She used to sit on my lap and fiddle with my goatee. Nothing wrong in that, except when her pillow talk once turned to how she liked to sit on her dad's lap and play with his goatee...

Ticket to Hull?
(Tue 19th Jun 2007, 11:39, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Poor Tracy Jenkins.
Waaay back in the early-ish 80s, spray-painted on a wall running alongside a lengthy alleyway, were the following (as best I can remember after all this time):

"Tracy Jenkins is a slag"

"Tracy J. is a whore"

"T. Jenkins is a tart"

"T.J. (is a) hooker"

I wonder if she even existed?
(Wed 9th May 2007, 12:21, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

I win.
I'm 42, my girlfriend's 23 and we've been together 5 years.
(Sat 6th Dec 2008, 17:51, More)