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Perpetually pissed, far too tall for my own good, currently running up silly amounts of debt. Frustrated at my lack of software for messing wit' photos.
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» I don't understand the attraction
Drinking just to get drunk
I mean this a little too seriously
"We're going to get absolutely shitfaced, you in?"
"No of course I'm not - I'm not 14"
Don't get me wrong, I drink lots. I enjoy drinking, and enjoy being tipsy, pissed and merry. But sitting there necking foul shots until someone chucks doesn't seem like fun. Being too wasted to remember or enjoy anything just seems pointless. I've done it, and I'll inevitably do it again, but I cannot for the life of me see the appeal. Can anyone (over the age of 15, until when it's still new, cool and exciting) explain?
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:04, More)
Drinking just to get drunk
I mean this a little too seriously
"We're going to get absolutely shitfaced, you in?"
"No of course I'm not - I'm not 14"
Don't get me wrong, I drink lots. I enjoy drinking, and enjoy being tipsy, pissed and merry. But sitting there necking foul shots until someone chucks doesn't seem like fun. Being too wasted to remember or enjoy anything just seems pointless. I've done it, and I'll inevitably do it again, but I cannot for the life of me see the appeal. Can anyone (over the age of 15, until when it's still new, cool and exciting) explain?
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:04, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Veneration of parenthood
To be a parent, you just have to be able to stick it/get it in the right hole. It's not clever, or hard to do. So don't expect respect if your kid is a c*nthole, just because you managed to build them.
The respect comes if you're a good parent (i.e. the kid turns out happy and not a complete blight on society).
(Fri 16th Oct 2009, 16:06, More)
Veneration of parenthood
To be a parent, you just have to be able to stick it/get it in the right hole. It's not clever, or hard to do. So don't expect respect if your kid is a c*nthole, just because you managed to build them.
The respect comes if you're a good parent (i.e. the kid turns out happy and not a complete blight on society).
(Fri 16th Oct 2009, 16:06, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Oh and now...
My ex's housemate. The girl, not the gay bloke. Can't talk in her presence, it's great. Just like being 9 again.* Also, since my ex and I are still marvellously good friends, it's utterly doomed (and not just because she's a super-hot PhD in the prime of life and I'm an overweight waster). Hurrah for built-in excuses with every inappropriate crush...
*I was an early starter, like.
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 15:48, More)
Oh and now...
My ex's housemate. The girl, not the gay bloke. Can't talk in her presence, it's great. Just like being 9 again.* Also, since my ex and I are still marvellously good friends, it's utterly doomed (and not just because she's a super-hot PhD in the prime of life and I'm an overweight waster). Hurrah for built-in excuses with every inappropriate crush...
*I was an early starter, like.
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 15:48, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Well
Having been pretty much ladied up for most of my post-pubescent life, I have rarely needed to focus on crushes for very long. However, following the demise of my last relationship in March, three months on single rations left me in a gibbering state of fancying absolutely every woman I passed. Old, young, fit, ugly, stupid, brilliant, whoever she was I wanted it hard. The merest suggestion that there might be breasts involved was enough to send me literally dizzy with excitement. Finally arranged a quick fumble with substantially older lady (34, which weren't bad when I was just turned 23) and am now back to having standards so high I'll never get laid again. Hurray!
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 15:44, More)
Well
Having been pretty much ladied up for most of my post-pubescent life, I have rarely needed to focus on crushes for very long. However, following the demise of my last relationship in March, three months on single rations left me in a gibbering state of fancying absolutely every woman I passed. Old, young, fit, ugly, stupid, brilliant, whoever she was I wanted it hard. The merest suggestion that there might be breasts involved was enough to send me literally dizzy with excitement. Finally arranged a quick fumble with substantially older lady (34, which weren't bad when I was just turned 23) and am now back to having standards so high I'll never get laid again. Hurray!
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 15:44, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Oooh ooh ooooh
Fearne Cotton. What's to like? So inane and bandwagon bound, the only justification for her is being extremely attractive.
And she isn't. Not even a bit...
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:15, More)
Oooh ooh ooooh
Fearne Cotton. What's to like? So inane and bandwagon bound, the only justification for her is being extremely attractive.
And she isn't. Not even a bit...
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:15, More)