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Quietly living a peaceful life...
....except for sometimes...
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Quietly living a peaceful life...
....except for sometimes...
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» Accidental innuendo
It's got cheese, it's got peas...
A rare family-all-together dinner. My Mum and Dad, MrVroom and me at my brothers house, chowing down with him, his wife and 2 little-uns.
Good old Auntie Vroom (me) sits at child end of the table trying to encourage fussy little eaters to tuck into their tuna casserole. Leaning on my memories of The Fast Show for it's amusement value, I pointed out that their meal had cheese and that they liked cheese. It had peas - I knew they like peas. "Look at all that cheesy pea-ness!" I enthused.
Table falls into silence bar MrVroom and my brother choking on their own cheesy peas before collapsing into giggles.
My mother kindly pointed out that we were all 'awful'.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 3:04, More)
It's got cheese, it's got peas...
A rare family-all-together dinner. My Mum and Dad, MrVroom and me at my brothers house, chowing down with him, his wife and 2 little-uns.
Good old Auntie Vroom (me) sits at child end of the table trying to encourage fussy little eaters to tuck into their tuna casserole. Leaning on my memories of The Fast Show for it's amusement value, I pointed out that their meal had cheese and that they liked cheese. It had peas - I knew they like peas. "Look at all that cheesy pea-ness!" I enthused.
Table falls into silence bar MrVroom and my brother choking on their own cheesy peas before collapsing into giggles.
My mother kindly pointed out that we were all 'awful'.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 3:04, More)
» My Worst Date
Again..?
Walking home from graveyard shift barmaid job, I attract unwanted attention from some bogan (read: Chavvy) girls who proceed to beat the shit out of me. Nasty slappers chased away by man who pulls over in his car announcing that he saw it all and asks can he take me to the police/hospital/home. Thinking circumstances negate mums instructions not to get in car with strangers I thank him and ask him to please take me home giving adress. Pull up in front of my house, blood still dripping from my nose and a fat lip like a hamburger and turn to thank said man for stopping the carnage and returning me to my rightful place.
Man proceeds to slide hand up thigh and ask if he can come back and we'll go out again some time.
Again...?
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 6:45, More)
Again..?
Walking home from graveyard shift barmaid job, I attract unwanted attention from some bogan (read: Chavvy) girls who proceed to beat the shit out of me. Nasty slappers chased away by man who pulls over in his car announcing that he saw it all and asks can he take me to the police/hospital/home. Thinking circumstances negate mums instructions not to get in car with strangers I thank him and ask him to please take me home giving adress. Pull up in front of my house, blood still dripping from my nose and a fat lip like a hamburger and turn to thank said man for stopping the carnage and returning me to my rightful place.
Man proceeds to slide hand up thigh and ask if he can come back and we'll go out again some time.
Again...?
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 6:45, More)
» Pure Ignorance
...so I was recently in Paris...
... and walking throught the italian painters section of the Louvre I heard a booming American womans voice saying "You know Honey, a lot of these paintings are about our Lord Jesus!"
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 5:40, More)
...so I was recently in Paris...
... and walking throught the italian painters section of the Louvre I heard a booming American womans voice saying "You know Honey, a lot of these paintings are about our Lord Jesus!"
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 5:40, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
and whats more....
Dear Husbando & I (who both still assume we are youthful; we still own t-shirts with skulls on them, albeit full of holes...) went a-walking on a Sunday for some 'for some fresh air and excercise'.
At the peak of aforementioned walk we saw some lovely birds. We sat down and watched them. It dawned on us later that we had in fact been 'BIRDWATCHING'.
The end to this particular geriatric act came when we realised we had to get home as that interesting documentary was going to start soon and we needed to get the fire laid and the kettle on before it got going.
As it dawned on us with horror what we had become, we decided to lock ourselves away from the telly and listen to some Motorhead.
Fun as that was it didn't last. It really was a very GOOD documentary.... and pretty birds are rather nice....
The Nanna life? I say BRING IT ON! (and put the kettle on again while you're at it, would you? Aren't you nice.....)
(Tue 2nd Nov 2004, 18:31, More)
and whats more....
Dear Husbando & I (who both still assume we are youthful; we still own t-shirts with skulls on them, albeit full of holes...) went a-walking on a Sunday for some 'for some fresh air and excercise'.
At the peak of aforementioned walk we saw some lovely birds. We sat down and watched them. It dawned on us later that we had in fact been 'BIRDWATCHING'.
The end to this particular geriatric act came when we realised we had to get home as that interesting documentary was going to start soon and we needed to get the fire laid and the kettle on before it got going.
As it dawned on us with horror what we had become, we decided to lock ourselves away from the telly and listen to some Motorhead.
Fun as that was it didn't last. It really was a very GOOD documentary.... and pretty birds are rather nice....
The Nanna life? I say BRING IT ON! (and put the kettle on again while you're at it, would you? Aren't you nice.....)
(Tue 2nd Nov 2004, 18:31, More)