» Crap meals out

Souvlaki in Greece
After a good number of beers in Ios, Greece my pals and I decided a Souvlaki (or 2) was in order.

Cue a long stumble to the nearest Souvlaki stall.

Chicken, Lamb or Beef was the choice. Lamb! He starts to make it, cuts off the meat when in a drunken flash I decided I wanted beef. Beef!

Then, dead pan in the most Greek accent ever he just said "Lamb, beef... beef, lamb" and handed over the one he was already making.

I eat it all, and then ordered a chicken one. Tasted the same.
(Sat 29th Apr 2006, 13:41, More)

» Dentists

My sister's a dentist...
... so I get free dental treatment from her. Great - althought it'd a bit scary when she's got a big feckin' needle stuck in your mouth.

Anyhoo - when she was studying at the dental hospital, I was due to go in and get a filling one morning. I arrived stinking of booze from the night before, hadn't washed and pretty much passed for a tramp.

Got to the floor she was on, and parked myself on the appropriate chair - let it recline back and nodded off.

Woken up shortly later by security when one of my sisters friends thought I was really a tramp who had come in for a cheeky nap.

She was pretty mad at me, and I'm fairly sure used a little less anaesthetic than usual when she did the filling. Didn't feel a thing, though ... the residual booze more than filled in for the missing drugs.
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 12:46, More)