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» I'm an expert

Feeble expertise
I was a big expert in the rules of the Cyberpunk 2020 role playing game.

I am also an expert in cameras and photography (apparently), and know more than several of my co-workers. The thing is, these co-workers have been professional or semi pro photographers, and I have never been paid to take a photo in my life.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 0:29, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Counter melodies
Whenever I hear "Rock DJ", I have to sing "Tasty, tasty, very very tasty" in the style of the old cerial adverts.

Whenever I listen to "Vertigo" by U2, of course "vertigo" is replaced with "Birmingham", but it is then followed by "you dont really love me, you just keep me hangin' on"
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 16:39, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Lyrical butchery
Heres some of my favourites:
In "Two Become One" by the spice girls, I changed it to "Two become Three" and the "be a bit wiser..." bit to "should have been a bit wiser, should have put it on, should have put it on".
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 16:33, More)