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www.kevingjpollock.co.uk

I'm a dreamer and that's it....

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» When animals attack...

I chopped a squirrel's tail with my Sabatier cleaver
It was in my loft and its scrabbling for 2 months had driven me to insanity. It's lack of attack perturbed me so as it tried to run away, I chopped at it with my cleaver - I was that desperate - I had the tail as a trophy until my girlfriend put it in the bin. It's growl thereafter, did indeed seem quite as if it came from Lucifer instead - how strange...
(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 12:46, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Look, people are buying a dream book I wrote
I wrote a book on my dreams for the last 10 years and made a website in the knowledge that people would want to read all bout my dreams of sex, killing and both at the same time.
After 6 months, I have sold 150 copies - amazing how gullible people can be....

I also made it into the local rag, the Press and Journal and had a full page dedicated to the book....

www.thisisnorthscotland.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=149485&command=displayContent&sourceNode=149233&contentPK=11534203&moduleName=InternalSearch&keyword=pollock%20dreams&formname=sidebarsearch


www.kevingjpollock.co.uk
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 17:08, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Toasted bacon sandwiches with ma honey
I had wanted the woman of my dreams for years and we were good friends but nothing more. Then one night, we were out having a few beers and were walking back in the rain, when we both stopped and looked at eahc other (beautiful moment #1) - this was followed by more beautiful moments once home but the next morning, the two of us, in bed, with the wind howling, tucking into toasted bacon sandwiches and HP, then falling back to sleep with this woman. Man, that was indeed beautiful....
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 12:40, More)