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oh dear, it looks like not paying most hosting for 3 years has finally caught up with me

never mind, just imagine they were all brilliant, and you can be safe in the knowledge that they were far worse than that

Recent front page messages:

I'm the Gandhi Highwayman

(Tue 19th Aug 2003, 20:24, More)

Good Evening

(Sun 27th Jul 2003, 22:31, More)

Huzzah
That's ace. I like stuff with signs.
DANGER DANGER Repost
(Tue 13th May 2003, 15:44, More)

A Bunny Girl

(Sun 6th Apr 2003, 11:47, More)

silly
I'm sorry the joke is terrible, again
Thanks to whoever gave it the FP nod
(Thu 3rd Apr 2003, 9:51, More)

Jess of Mass Destruction
Click for Biggy
Click for Twice as Big.

(Tue 11th Mar 2003, 10:01, More)

hmmm

(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 12:12, More)

Times are hard in farming

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 16:46, More)

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» Booze Related Disasters

When I worked in the city
myself and some coworkers went for beers after work, we'd gone from pub to pub to for serveral hours, until we ended up in some large pub in central London.
I banged into a tranny that I'd met on a previous drinking session, who asked me if I fancied a quick smoke, which sounded like a good idea.
We nipped into the loos, when to my surprise (s)he produced a crack pipe, it seemed to late to back out at that point, so I thought it’d be churlish to refuse.
It all gets a bit hazy now, but we snogged in the loo and then we ended up in her/his flat in Kings Cross. She was just doing up another pipe, when she mentioned that it wasn’t so much her flat as a squat, at which point the Police drug busted the place.
I managed to escape down a rear fire escape.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 8:08, More)