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What are you doing here?
Oh I see...

One day I will finally get around to putting stuff here...
But for now I'll just put a bit of information

I might put a picture of me here someday as well, although that's not very likely as I don't like pictures being taken of me. They say it won't steal my soul, but what if they're wrong? Oh sorry got carried away there...anyway here is some random stuff that means nothing

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This is the first picture I drew that I didn't think was shit
It also highlights why chess and tetris should never be merged into one supergame (which would probably be called Chesstris or something)


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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling out of the fields, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Bittervirus! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to smash you in such an unsafe manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Bittervirusitis
Cause:lack of sleep
Symptoms:aphasia, hyperactivity, turning into a giant monster, sudden slow heartbeat
Cure:bleach
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Best answers to questions:

» My computer gave away my secrets

I wasn't the one the computer ratted on, but I digress
I must have been about 14, and I was using my mum's work computer, and for some reason decided to check what bookmarks she had...mostly rather benign stuff until about the middle:

divorce.com
divorce.net
Ask Jeeves: advice on divorce

Yes, that's right, I found out my parents were going to divorce, even before my dad did.

For the next five minutes or so I was understandably shaken up about it, but then I realised I didn't really give a shit so just carried on my day normally.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 12:19, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I was using my mum's work computer a good few years ago
And saw that her bookmarks consisted of such useful sites as divorce.com, divorce.net and Ask Jeeves: What you need to know about divorce. Turns out I knew my parents' marriage was over before my dad did...
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 20:25, More)

» Hidden Treasure

When I was much younger
A friend and I were digging in the ground with sticks (as you do) when we found that we were digging into an anthill and flying ants kept appearing from little holes in the ground



We crushed them all with our sticks...
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 14:09, More)

» Hidden Treasure

I once found a chest full of gold coins
Yarrr!
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 13:57, More)

» Useless Information

According to movies...
In Paris, you can look out of any window and see the Eiffel Tower
Fact!*


*may not be fact
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 20:10, More)
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