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Please be gentle - it's my first time...
Fackin 'ell! First post frontpaged! I shall sacrifice a virgin in celebration!
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 10:50, More)
Fackin 'ell! First post frontpaged! I shall sacrifice a virgin in celebration!
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 10:50, More)
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» Worst Nicknames Ever
What WAS his name?
When I was about 10, I was in a tenpin bowling league (which is a pretty tragic way to start a story, I know.) Anyway, there was this lad there who wore glasses. We all called him 'Four Eyes'.
As far as we were concerned, that was his name. He answered to it, and even referred to himself as 'Four Eyes'. It's only now, 16 years down the line, that I realise that, not only do I not have the faintest idea what his real name was; but that it's not exactly ... acceptable.. to call a bespectacled fella 'Four Eyes'.
The innocence of youth, eh?
(Tue 23rd May 2006, 11:00, More)
What WAS his name?
When I was about 10, I was in a tenpin bowling league (which is a pretty tragic way to start a story, I know.) Anyway, there was this lad there who wore glasses. We all called him 'Four Eyes'.
As far as we were concerned, that was his name. He answered to it, and even referred to himself as 'Four Eyes'. It's only now, 16 years down the line, that I realise that, not only do I not have the faintest idea what his real name was; but that it's not exactly ... acceptable.. to call a bespectacled fella 'Four Eyes'.
The innocence of youth, eh?
(Tue 23rd May 2006, 11:00, More)
» Childhood bad taste
I've never told anyone this before.......
But I remember going into a shoe shop as a child, probably aged seven or so, and asking for a specific pair of shoes - a black and white pair of 'winkle pickers' - real Bugsy Malone type things. The shop assistant looked at me funny, and explained politely to my mum that, actually they were shoes for a girl (I'm male, see?). That's ok, I explained - I don't mind. I like them, and I WANT them...
Thank god that my mum had the morals to tell me that I wasn't allowed them. That would have been tragic. This could also fit in the 'near-death experiences' question.
Girls shoes?! What was I thinking?!
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 17:21, More)
I've never told anyone this before.......
But I remember going into a shoe shop as a child, probably aged seven or so, and asking for a specific pair of shoes - a black and white pair of 'winkle pickers' - real Bugsy Malone type things. The shop assistant looked at me funny, and explained politely to my mum that, actually they were shoes for a girl (I'm male, see?). That's ok, I explained - I don't mind. I like them, and I WANT them...
Thank god that my mum had the morals to tell me that I wasn't allowed them. That would have been tragic. This could also fit in the 'near-death experiences' question.
Girls shoes?! What was I thinking?!
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 17:21, More)