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night of the cold dead hands...

(Wed 3rd Nov 2004, 7:54, More)

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» When animals attack...

Bear
I almost hit a black bear on my mountain bike. The bear was more scared than I was. I had to skid all over the place to miss it, but then I wish I had hit it because it would have made a much better story.
(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 5:21, More)

» Why I was late

Otherwise I would have made it.
I was coming from visiting my girlfriend but my car was broken so I had to hitchhike. I got picked up by two AWOL soldiers and this hot girl. Actually it was her car and she picked them up. But they were almost out of gas. We parked on a side road. The less good-looking soldier and I walked into town to syphon some gas while the handsome soldier and the hot car-owner got it on in the car. But we weren't any good at syphoning gas and came back with nothing. In our absence, the cops had come by at an inopportune moment, but they didn't ID the soldier. Who was AWOL. But they were all cranky and upset, and out of gas anyway, so I left them. While I was walking back to the highway, I was accosted by an angry drunk, who had wanted a newspaper so badly he had punched his hand through the glass of a newspaper box. He bled all over my sweater, so when I got to the city I had to stop by my house to change my clothes, and that's why I was late.
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 9:04, More)

» Child Labour

Sorry about this...
Don't know how I lucked into it, but at 15 1/2 I got a job at the public library, and kept it 'til I left town at 18. Easy work, government wages, pretty librarians, and I had a key so it was my home away from home after hours. But trust me, it's been downhill ever since.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 10:32, More)