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One pig. Slightly used.
Please. Don't burn my legs. Or my pig. Unless you've brought bread.
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One pig. Slightly used.
Please. Don't burn my legs. Or my pig. Unless you've brought bread.
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» Lost...
Lost and found
A few years ago i was in a band. One of my bandmates had a garage so we used it to practice in. All our equipment was in there. After a while everyone kind of drifted apart as you do, but i was still close to the drummer whose garage it was.
Que two month's later. He phoned me up and told me his garage had been broken into. The thieves had apparantly taken EVERYTHING, including my £400 guitar amp!
Well i was obviously pissed off about it but he told me he was claiming on his house insurance and he'd sort me out a new amp.Sorted. Got a new amp and a new bass guitar from the money he gave me.
About six months later i was going through my spare room looking for something, moved some old blankets and stuff from the corner and what do i find? My old amp. It had been there the whole time and i had inadvertently turned my friend into an insurance fraud!
I was strangely proud.
(Wed 8th Dec 2004, 10:28, More)
Lost and found
A few years ago i was in a band. One of my bandmates had a garage so we used it to practice in. All our equipment was in there. After a while everyone kind of drifted apart as you do, but i was still close to the drummer whose garage it was.
Que two month's later. He phoned me up and told me his garage had been broken into. The thieves had apparantly taken EVERYTHING, including my £400 guitar amp!
Well i was obviously pissed off about it but he told me he was claiming on his house insurance and he'd sort me out a new amp.Sorted. Got a new amp and a new bass guitar from the money he gave me.
About six months later i was going through my spare room looking for something, moved some old blankets and stuff from the corner and what do i find? My old amp. It had been there the whole time and i had inadvertently turned my friend into an insurance fraud!
I was strangely proud.
(Wed 8th Dec 2004, 10:28, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Where do i live?
Not really overheard as this was a conversation with an ex girlfriend while on a plane back to England from Greece. Just as we were approaching good old blighty and the white cliffs of Dovor came into view my girlfriend turned to me and asked the immortal question....
"You know i've always wondered where abouts in England the white cliffs of Dovor are?"
(Sighs)
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:08, More)
Where do i live?
Not really overheard as this was a conversation with an ex girlfriend while on a plane back to England from Greece. Just as we were approaching good old blighty and the white cliffs of Dovor came into view my girlfriend turned to me and asked the immortal question....
"You know i've always wondered where abouts in England the white cliffs of Dovor are?"
(Sighs)
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:08, More)