» Intense Friendships

me and my mate kev
me and this lad from school were mates for ages and he had this weird older brother called kev-cut a long story short i became best of friends with him,went on walks together-see gigs played music together all that gay mate stuff anyway about 3 years into our sorded relationship i was having a small get together at my house and kev got very drunk, his brother had allways warned me that he got strange when he drinks too much and has lost many friends through it-naaa i thaught not me and kev- were indistructable mates! a few hrs later and someone said - umm edd i think you should go have a word with kev he is meesing with your drums, i walk in to find him smeering butter allover the skins-"makes em sound better mate!" anyway at this point me and another friend carry'd him outside for the usual fresh air clear your head stuff when sudenly he picked up a empty plant pot plundged it into the pond and promptly threw it through the largest window of a guest packed concirvetory! so i asked him to leave - he ran off in the rain with one shoe on (it was mine) he reapeared about 30 mins later piss wet though with a empty bottle of beer in his hand and covered from head to toe in sand and threw his car keys in my face (here you go MATE! sell me car thattl pay for the damage to your gloriufied greenhouse) he turned round walked off into the moonlight and i never spoke to him again (his brother gave me my shoe back the next day, he had wrecked it by doing that thing where the card at the heel bends in on itself making it feel different to the other- i never forgave him)
(Sun 30th Jul 2006, 1:20, More)

» Crappy Prizes

pot noodle
horn- and those bloody free bags of chrisps things in the blue wraper-and when ur in a crispy mood with no hard cash corner shops and shit pub dont accept them- damd
(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 11:48, More)