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Well apparently I am a message board voyeur who only comes out of the shadows when feeling really kinky!
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Well apparently I am a message board voyeur who only comes out of the shadows when feeling really kinky!
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» I was drunk when I bought this
Entry to a sack race
I was pissed as a fart at the weekend in London and after a long night on it decided to go up to the Stoke Newington Festival.
I bought entry into a sack race (50p!) against five 11 year old girls.
Came last.
(i'm 31)
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 10:00, More)
Entry to a sack race
I was pissed as a fart at the weekend in London and after a long night on it decided to go up to the Stoke Newington Festival.
I bought entry into a sack race (50p!) against five 11 year old girls.
Came last.
(i'm 31)
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 10:00, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
The Fascinating Art Of Doming
A friend and I take great pleasure from doming things.
Doming for the uninitiated is the rubbing of ones bell end onto things (note: other peoples things). This must be done in secret for the best results.
It is not done for any sexual thrills however, its just the secret of knowing someone may be putting their face where your cock was. (I know it is disgusting, but I bet someone here has done it)
Doming Targets
Hand Towels -
Pillows -
Clothes you try on in shops and don't want
(Especially clothes you try on in shops and don't want)
Extra points if you can dome clothes in shops when they are still on the rail
Flannels
Hats
Pen tops.
We have developed doming into quite a sport, and practice at fairly regular intervals.
It is usually reserved for people that have annoyed you or not looked after you properly (if you stay at their house).
My girlfriend has been know to do a bit of vaging too.
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 12:16, More)
The Fascinating Art Of Doming
A friend and I take great pleasure from doming things.
Doming for the uninitiated is the rubbing of ones bell end onto things (note: other peoples things). This must be done in secret for the best results.
It is not done for any sexual thrills however, its just the secret of knowing someone may be putting their face where your cock was. (I know it is disgusting, but I bet someone here has done it)
Doming Targets
Hand Towels -
Pillows -
Clothes you try on in shops and don't want
(Especially clothes you try on in shops and don't want)
Extra points if you can dome clothes in shops when they are still on the rail
Flannels
Hats
Pen tops.
We have developed doming into quite a sport, and practice at fairly regular intervals.
It is usually reserved for people that have annoyed you or not looked after you properly (if you stay at their house).
My girlfriend has been know to do a bit of vaging too.
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 12:16, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
Welsh
When in a Cardiff Club recently I was taking a leak next to two fairly drunk Welsh blokes who were nattering away about Wales, but didn't seem to know each other, when one said to the other -
1st Man "The way I see it, you're either frooooom the vaaahhhleees, or from roundabout"
2nd Man "aye...aye"
1st Man "Where you from then?"
2nd Man "I'm from roundabout, init"
Almost pissed on my shoe.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 11:36, More)
Welsh
When in a Cardiff Club recently I was taking a leak next to two fairly drunk Welsh blokes who were nattering away about Wales, but didn't seem to know each other, when one said to the other -
1st Man "The way I see it, you're either frooooom the vaaahhhleees, or from roundabout"
2nd Man "aye...aye"
1st Man "Where you from then?"
2nd Man "I'm from roundabout, init"
Almost pissed on my shoe.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 11:36, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Do Gooders!
I love playing with peoples natural Christian spirit.
There used to be an old couple in my village who me and my mate used to see going around with a carrier bag fastidiuosly picking up every bit of litter they came accors in the hedgerow etc.
We used to take great delight in getting ahead of them and dropping as much litter as we could from our resources.
What was more fun was that we could actually dictate their route by dropping a litter trial of our chosing. We were sort of Pied Pipers of Scumlin.
To top it off, they loved us, and always stopped for a chat with us, as we beamed up out angelic smiles to them.
They were probably paedos mind you.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 10:37, More)
Do Gooders!
I love playing with peoples natural Christian spirit.
There used to be an old couple in my village who me and my mate used to see going around with a carrier bag fastidiuosly picking up every bit of litter they came accors in the hedgerow etc.
We used to take great delight in getting ahead of them and dropping as much litter as we could from our resources.
What was more fun was that we could actually dictate their route by dropping a litter trial of our chosing. We were sort of Pied Pipers of Scumlin.
To top it off, they loved us, and always stopped for a chat with us, as we beamed up out angelic smiles to them.
They were probably paedos mind you.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 10:37, More)