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name: jim
age: 43+10 as of 2020.
height: 6'2"
weight: 15 stone
hair: dark (ok some grey...)
job: graphic desgner
region:Yorkshire
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name: jim
age: 43+10 as of 2020.
height: 6'2"
weight: 15 stone
hair: dark (ok some grey...)
job: graphic desgner
region:Yorkshire
Recent front page messages:
the good folk of Glasgow
were suprised when space armadillo wanted his shell back
(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 22:57, More)
were suprised when space armadillo wanted his shell back
(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 22:57, More)
his parents
were beginning to suspect little jimmy might have un-american feelings...
(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 21:55, More)
were beginning to suspect little jimmy might have un-american feelings...
(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 21:55, More)
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» Evidence that you're getting old
...
stop taking drugs for fun...
...start taking drugs 'cos your doctor says you need to.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 8:40, More)
...
stop taking drugs for fun...
...start taking drugs 'cos your doctor says you need to.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 8:40, More)
» My Worst Vomit
VOMIT
they are all bad.
but the worst ones are the ones when you wake up and your head is stuck to the pillow.
but at least you actually woke up.
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 16:42, More)
VOMIT
they are all bad.
but the worst ones are the ones when you wake up and your head is stuck to the pillow.
but at least you actually woke up.
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 16:42, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
ok...
so we are transposing a video to flash for the interweb, click a button it jumps to a certain frame , plays a bit then stops - you get the idea...
the client, says, "yeah its good - but could you just...."
several "could you justs" later we are gettin kind of miffed...
we explain to client, look its objects on a white background, frame grabs from YOUR video, we cant add a background in (technically - yes we can - i know) it would cost you a fortune in photoshop time - there are 750 frames of video...
"oh..." says the client, "i haven't seen the video..."
BUT ITS YOUR VIDEO!
sound of head hitting desk.
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 23:35, More)
ok...
so we are transposing a video to flash for the interweb, click a button it jumps to a certain frame , plays a bit then stops - you get the idea...
the client, says, "yeah its good - but could you just...."
several "could you justs" later we are gettin kind of miffed...
we explain to client, look its objects on a white background, frame grabs from YOUR video, we cant add a background in (technically - yes we can - i know) it would cost you a fortune in photoshop time - there are 750 frames of video...
"oh..." says the client, "i haven't seen the video..."
BUT ITS YOUR VIDEO!
sound of head hitting desk.
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 23:35, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
How about
the client of ours who asked us if we could get a webpage to print in landscape...
or the people who still ask for a spinning logo? =)
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 8:38, More)
How about
the client of ours who asked us if we could get a webpage to print in landscape...
or the people who still ask for a spinning logo? =)
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 8:38, More)