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» Heckles

Our Bev...
A few years ago I went to Moles club in Bath - a particularly dingy and cave like venue that normally hosted sweaty indie nights and 'rawkus' rock bands. I was out with a mate and being late on a Wednesday night, the only place to go was said club. To make matters worse the 'entertainment act' on that evening was the then unknown Beverley Craven sat at her piano.

Her dreary single 'Holding on' had just hit the charts a week or so ago and I'm pretty sure that she was playing this rather mis-matched venue out of contractual obligations - a warm up gig for her UK tour possibly.

Upon entering it would appear that the crowd consisted mainly of leery, footbally, boozed-up blokes and students completely unimpressed by this groany singer-songwriter.

As she puttered over the finish line of yet another laborious composition about love or loss or something and the crowd rather begrudgingly clapped she said:

‘Any requests guys?’

*silence*

Then, one punter piped up:

‘YEH, SHOW US YOU’RE FUCKIN BEAVER!!!’
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 20:48, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Various...
Toilets in a park:
'Some men come here to sit and think, others come to shit and stink'.

Back of dirty white van driving through Bristol:
'This car is white, with a hint of Bristol'

Toilet condom machine:
'For refund, insert baby'.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:47, More)