» Take my Mother-in-law...

last laugh
My ex mother in law was hell - too late to mention her faults now. Before she died she had two young woman living in her flat looking after her - the day and night shift.

She died late on a Sunday afternoon, a time when it is just about impossible to get a even a private doctor, to come out to see someone; worse, NHS practices refuse to certify unregistered deceased people at the weekend; the funeral directors wouldn't take her body away without a death certificate; and her resident carers didn't want to spend the night with the body in the flat.

There was no other choice, being a kind person and doctor myself I had the glorious experience of certifying my mother-in-law dead.

Woo yay - a long time coming but too late to save the marriage
(Sat 10th Sep 2005, 1:30, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Das Keyboard
www.daskeyboard.com/ --dont bt3a when pissed
what the f**** do I do with it now?
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 9:59, More)