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» Pure Ignorance
not so much overhearing more of a demonstration
In my army days one of our sergeant instructors was giving a demonstration of a thunderflash which is a very powerful army pyrotechnic used to simulate mortar fire. He held it up in his hand and struck the fuse and pronounced it had a fuse of 17 seconds. As ignorant private soldiers we all knew it to be 10 so as he's counting down, were all edging back slightly trying to stifle our smirks. Needless to say on 10 seconds he's still holding the thunderflash in his hand cue large explosion and screams of pain as he nearly gets his hand blown off
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 8:37, More)
not so much overhearing more of a demonstration
In my army days one of our sergeant instructors was giving a demonstration of a thunderflash which is a very powerful army pyrotechnic used to simulate mortar fire. He held it up in his hand and struck the fuse and pronounced it had a fuse of 17 seconds. As ignorant private soldiers we all knew it to be 10 so as he's counting down, were all edging back slightly trying to stifle our smirks. Needless to say on 10 seconds he's still holding the thunderflash in his hand cue large explosion and screams of pain as he nearly gets his hand blown off
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 8:37, More)
» Near Death Experiences
two worth mentioning
when I was about 12 I was racing my friend down a hill. I went to turn into a side road at full pelt. The handlebars turned but the front wheel didn't, so I yanked them as hard I could which caused the bike to flip over and me to bounce across the road across the path of an oncoming vehicle, which managed to stop. only for me to be runover by my mate who was following closely behind.
oh and Ive been mortared by the IRA!!
(Tue 30th Nov 2004, 12:13, More)
two worth mentioning
when I was about 12 I was racing my friend down a hill. I went to turn into a side road at full pelt. The handlebars turned but the front wheel didn't, so I yanked them as hard I could which caused the bike to flip over and me to bounce across the road across the path of an oncoming vehicle, which managed to stop. only for me to be runover by my mate who was following closely behind.
oh and Ive been mortared by the IRA!!
(Tue 30th Nov 2004, 12:13, More)
» I hurt my rude bits
I hurt my rude bits
whilst at school we were playing "pile ons" as you do. I jumped on top and then straight off. I felt a searing pain in my left arse cheek. I asked If any one had anything sharp in their pockets and this kid pulled out a knife with a 3inch blade. I had landed on top of it am now left with nice scar. On another occasion I shot a friend with a home made bow and arrow straight in the nuts. He went down like a sack of shit
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 16:23, More)
I hurt my rude bits
whilst at school we were playing "pile ons" as you do. I jumped on top and then straight off. I felt a searing pain in my left arse cheek. I asked If any one had anything sharp in their pockets and this kid pulled out a knife with a 3inch blade. I had landed on top of it am now left with nice scar. On another occasion I shot a friend with a home made bow and arrow straight in the nuts. He went down like a sack of shit
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 16:23, More)