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» Encounters with Royalty

Prince Charles
Prince Charles came to my school once. My friend Clive was one of a few boys selected to line up and meet him. I asked him afterwards what it was like and he replied, 'It was ok. I probably could have stabbed him'.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 3:09, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Win MX
I was downloading punk rock songs off of Win MX one day about 3 years ago. A girl who had been looking at my shared files sent me an instant message. She asked me who Billy Bragg was. I told her. It turned out she lived in Louisiana. Anyway to cut a long story short I married her and emigrated to the US. I'm starting to think maybe I'm the interweb weirdo.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 3:47, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
My friend and I took a battered old acoustic guitar to the Leeds festival a couple of years ago. After the first night it only had three strings left so we would wander around the campsite playing the distinctive first few bars of 'I'm Gonna Be' by the Proclaimers, looking for fellow Scottish people. Occasionly someone would join in from inside their tent. This delighted us greatly and we would go over and have a very loud sing-a-long and a drink. Then we would start again until someone else Scottish recognised the song and joined in. All night. Wonderful.
(Tue 29th Mar 2005, 14:31, More)

» I just don't get it

There's an episode of Friends...
where Ross has some kind of growth on his back. He goes to a guy who introduces himself as 'Guru Sage'. Guru Sage inspects the thing on his back and says, 'Yes, it's as I expected. It's a coondis.'
Ross then says 'What's a coondis?'
And the guy replies 'I don't know... WHAT'S A COONDIS WITH YOU?'

Will somebody please explain this to me? I'm pretty sure this will make me look stupid.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 17:48, More)