» Hidden Treasure

Hunt the Jobbie.
Not me thankfully, and a very loose interpretation of the word treasure. At uni some degenerates who i was privelidged to call friends used to play a game in their flat called 'Hunt the Jobbie'. Every week or so someone would proudly announce that the 'Jobbie was set' and everybody would gingerly stick their hands in cupboards for the next day or so until it was located. One memorable time the jobbie remained hidden for well over a week, it slowly faded from memory....
That is until, one day, somebody was making toast and they noticed the odd color lurking beneath the easily spreadable butter.
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 7:18, More)

» Workplace Boredom

Porn!!!! (knew that would get attention).
Way back when I worked with a guy who spent all hours of the day watching porn on his mobile......an ingeniuos way of wasting man hours you would think.

Except this was when mobiles were new....stick man porn, never could get into it, the graphics would have been better if he had just drawn a flicker-book......or bought some porn.
(Sat 10th Jan 2009, 8:11, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

Myst.
Me and a mate formed a prog-rock band called Myst at school (i'm cringing). This was at the height of grunge (my finger was not on the pulse of popular culture in those days). We only had a keyboard and drums and thankfully never had a practice.

Shame really, if we'd stuck at it we could have been Keane.
(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 10:07, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Chewie.
A friend of mine works in remote mining camps with some very strange people. He claims that a deaf girl moved into one camp and was subsequently wooed by some lonely worker. Cue noisy shagging and the poor girls cries of passion driffting over the camp.....she was subsequently nicknamed Chewie.
(Sat 20th May 2006, 17:07, More)

» Useless Information

Wazzock.
A wazzock is a sock placed in the middle of a room during a masturbation party. Last person to cum over it has to wear it home......true story.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 6:12, More)