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Hey, you all think i'm a small, insignificant person but one day, ONE DAY! I will be dead so please be kind.
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Hey, you all think i'm a small, insignificant person but one day, ONE DAY! I will be dead so please be kind.
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» DIY Techno-hacks
My Gran asked my uncle to have a look at her electrics after my Grandpa passed away...
... All seemed fine except for a mysterious white plug that disappeared behind the T.V but didn't seem to be connected to anything. Getting on his hands and knees he followed the wire behind the T.V, under the carper, out the room, across the hall and into my Grandpa's bedroom. By moving the bed my Uncle found what the plug was connected to; an identical white plug connected to the mains. For some reason known only to himself my Grandpa felt it necessary to hook the mains up to the mains.
(Thu 20th Aug 2009, 13:12, More)
My Gran asked my uncle to have a look at her electrics after my Grandpa passed away...
... All seemed fine except for a mysterious white plug that disappeared behind the T.V but didn't seem to be connected to anything. Getting on his hands and knees he followed the wire behind the T.V, under the carper, out the room, across the hall and into my Grandpa's bedroom. By moving the bed my Uncle found what the plug was connected to; an identical white plug connected to the mains. For some reason known only to himself my Grandpa felt it necessary to hook the mains up to the mains.
(Thu 20th Aug 2009, 13:12, More)
» Accidental animal cruelty
A whales of a girl from school...
...Heather Seabul once sat on a litter of Labrador puppies and killed them. £3000 of puppy reduced to furry pancakes.
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 11:58, More)
A whales of a girl from school...
...Heather Seabul once sat on a litter of Labrador puppies and killed them. £3000 of puppy reduced to furry pancakes.
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 11:58, More)
» Office Christmas Parties
everyone seems to be posting their terrible xmas hours...
So check this out. Without telling me my boss has got me working xmas eve, boxing day, new years eve and new years day.
Not only that but its double shifts too.
Not only that but i work in a pub so i have to watch other people have a good time.
Not only that but ive worked out that my 'bonus' doesnt even come to double pay.
Not only that but the pub is really short staffed as many people are going home to see their families for xmas which means i have to do these shifts alone. (apparently because i still live with family i cant 'go see them for xmas'.
Tomorrow im planning on telling my boss i wont be in and he can go to hell. I'll update this if anything happens.
Edit: im fired
(Sun 19th Dec 2004, 23:03, More)
everyone seems to be posting their terrible xmas hours...
So check this out. Without telling me my boss has got me working xmas eve, boxing day, new years eve and new years day.
Not only that but its double shifts too.
Not only that but i work in a pub so i have to watch other people have a good time.
Not only that but ive worked out that my 'bonus' doesnt even come to double pay.
Not only that but the pub is really short staffed as many people are going home to see their families for xmas which means i have to do these shifts alone. (apparently because i still live with family i cant 'go see them for xmas'.
Tomorrow im planning on telling my boss i wont be in and he can go to hell. I'll update this if anything happens.
Edit: im fired
(Sun 19th Dec 2004, 23:03, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Did you hear about my dyslexic cousin?
He choked on his own Vimto.
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 18:06, More)
Did you hear about my dyslexic cousin?
He choked on his own Vimto.
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 18:06, More)
» Teenage Parties
My mate pad once....
drank 12 wetermelon bacardi brezzers within a few hours. This led to him being sick in one of those small roomos with just a single toilet in. Sadly in his haste to be sick he didnt notice the toilet lid was down. This resulted in a kind of explosion of sticky bright purple vomit to be sprayed up the walls.
Needless to say, they redecorated the room.
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 13:26, More)
My mate pad once....
drank 12 wetermelon bacardi brezzers within a few hours. This led to him being sick in one of those small roomos with just a single toilet in. Sadly in his haste to be sick he didnt notice the toilet lid was down. This resulted in a kind of explosion of sticky bright purple vomit to be sprayed up the walls.
Needless to say, they redecorated the room.
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 13:26, More)