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Pissing on your curned.
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» British Slang Dictionary
I am shitting on your penis
This means "hello" in Clevedon
(Wed 27th Jan 2016, 15:44, More)
I am shitting on your penis
This means "hello" in Clevedon
(Wed 27th Jan 2016, 15:44, More)
» When animals attack...
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GEESE
A whole fucking FLOCK of the fucking cunts. I was three at the time, visiting Grandad on his farm. For no apparent reason, a whole bunch of fucking cunt fuck geese spotted me, noticed I was small, and decided "oh, look, there's a small thing. Let's attack it!" FUCKING CUNTS CHASED ME HALFWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING PADDOCK, THE FUCKING FUCKING CUNTS. If my Dad hadn't arrived and beaten up the ringleader, I'm sure they would have eaten me. Fucking cunting GEESE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GEESE
A whole fucking FLOCK of the fucking cunts. I was three at the time, visiting Grandad on his farm. For no apparent reason, a whole bunch of fucking cunt fuck geese spotted me, noticed I was small, and decided "oh, look, there's a small thing. Let's attack it!" FUCKING CUNTS CHASED ME HALFWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING PADDOCK, THE FUCKING FUCKING CUNTS. If my Dad hadn't arrived and beaten up the ringleader, I'm sure they would have eaten me. Fucking cunting GEESE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)