» Putting the Fun in Funeral

When I was about 10...
...my dad came to pick us up from a birthday party. There I was merrily jumping on a bouncy castle and my dad shouts out, "Hands up who has a great nan." Of course, me and bruv stick our hands up with a couple of others, and dad says "Not so fast you two..." Thats how I found out I was going to my first funeral....
(Fri 12th May 2006, 20:38, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

On a condom machine
Tested to British Standards. Underneath someone had written "So was the Titanic"
(Mon 7th May 2007, 16:23, More)

» Job Interviews

Uni Work Placement interview...
I went for an interview at a software company, and managed to get through the first two interviews with different departmental managers without too much hassle. The last interview of the day was the essential one with the Managing Director, and one of the last questions was how many children did I have? I replied "Only two. But I know whats causing it now...."

I got the job!
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 20:09, More)

» Picky Eaters

I think my friend...
...is a lesbian, because she says she doesn't eat meat, only fish.
(Mon 5th Mar 2007, 19:10, More)

» Running away

When I was 4
I packed a bag to run away. I'd just got to the front door and mum said,
"What's in the bag?"
"My stuff" I said, "I'm going to live with Auntie Maureen"
I only said her because mum thought she was a nosey old cow.
Anyway, after showing her what was in my bag, Mum said,
"Hang on a minute, you've forgotton clean knickers!"
I nearly went too!
(Sat 12th Aug 2006, 19:29, More)