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Alleged Abduction
When I lived in the university housing someone tried to break into my room leaving the door somewhat unreliable. One day my roomate and I discovered we were locked inside and someone had to let us out.

A couple days after this I was awoken from an afternoon nap by a beautiful girl whom I had never seen. She greeted me with an enthusiastic hug and asked to come in. Always being the gracious host, I allowed her entry. My window was open and a sudden breeze caused the door to slam shut. The girl sat down on my bed and, much to my dissapointment, opened her bag and pulled out some subscription forms. She was only here to sell magazines.

When I got up to let her out I discovered the door had locked itself again. A real look of fear flashed over the girl's face when I told her I couldn't open the door. She didn't believe me and tried for herself. When that didn't work she started pounding on the door and yelling in the hopes that someone in the hallway would hear her and attempt a rescue. However after another try, I got the door open on my own, probably reinforcing the girl's worst fears about me. Her departure was swift and unpersonable.
(Sun 20th Aug 2006, 5:09, More)