» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

the floor of the hammersmith palais...
...just in front of the stage during an iggy pop gig

the support band was the highly overrated psychedelic furs, so i had 24 neat vodkas instead of watching them

positioned myself for a good viewing position for when iggy came on, must have sat down on the floor, which was so comfy i decided to have a nap

woke up with the house lights up and the place emptying, two concerned and very polite/helpful bouncers (the palais had excellent bouncers in those days) enquiring if i was ok, said yes, stagered up, snogged a girl who was also there (and a complete stranger) had a little dance

went home feeling bad because i missed iggy

i also have slept in a gutter in phoenix, but i think the palais was stranger
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 14:26, More)

» The Onosecond

not sure if this counts but
i had my hifi hooked up to my mac listening to music earlier in the evening

had a look at b3ta, thought i'd click on top 10 cutest kittens (the boss is a cunt) as it has been a while since i saw it, slightly drunk/bored etc.

it's 11pm, window open, volume up HIGH

in my stunned state it look a lot longer than an onosecond to find the volume control
(Sun 29th May 2005, 23:08, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

what a bastard topic
soundgarden and w.a.s.p remind me just how fucked up i got at one point, can't really listen to them anymore

iggy - open up and bleed - ditto

sonique playing in a huge hotel bathroom, standing in the shower watching my girlfriend naked doing her makeup

toyah - computer - losing my virginity

patti smith - horses - heat, summer

doll by doll - when the stripshows over - walking home at 3am down sloane street absolutely twatted singing it at the top of my voice with 3-4 hours sleep before getting up to work then do it all again, every night, for months, 21st birthday

jam - thats entertainment - summer in the city backstreets in those rare moments when it is absolutely silent, no one around, just the heat and the tarmac, like jerrry cornelius is going to apppear with his needlegun

beyonce - crazy in love - off my head on the dancefloor, girl with a lovely smile, couldn't hear a word she said, never seen her since

hawkwind - ten seconds of forever - staring out at the sea and seeing exactly what the words say

hawkwind - master of the universe - on a sunbed, so hot i'm dying, closing my eyes and watching the coruscating fountains of light radiating out from me like shockwaves from a nuke

i fucking hate flashbacks
(Sun 27th Mar 2005, 20:33, More)

» Public Sex

girlfriend's desk
while others in the office went about their business

high partitions ftw!
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 19:37, More)

» Claims to Fame

i ate a rattlesnake
but it was ok, as i was hungry, tasted like chicken

yum
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 20:21, More)