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Moose

No Really...
30, m, That-London, tall, skinny, warped, sarcy, depressive, geeky, brainy, speccy, beautiful.

Or simply.

ME

MSN = S_Wortley at that hot-male place... (com)

Oh, and I'm a huge book reader, so any recommendations are always welcome! Similarly if you need recommendations, I'm happy to give them.

I am mainly /talk dayshift and am one of a few b3tan bankers.

I am the proud food-provider-by-proxy of two delightful felines :
Soloman

and
Sidney
Four legs good. Three legs better.

My baldmonkey Top-Trump Card : Teviot Moose

And, with thanks to the wonderful Red Rocket
- who is the bollocks...






I am Plague. Got Me?
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.


Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammtical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.


How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Cougar
What Is Your Animal Personality?

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How appropriate...


What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.


I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?


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And, with thanks to Enigmatic :
Certificate :D

Recent front page messages:


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Best answers to questions:

» Losing Your Virginity

Rock On!
Glastonbury festival 1997, I was 19, she was 23. We met after Ocean Colour Scene, drank a box of wine (classy). Watched Radiohead, in each others arms, in the mud. (Still one of my bestest memories). Wandered around the site for a while before being "invited" back to her tent. Cue much stress as I discovered a distinct lack of protection either on my person, or in any of the still-open shops (this was after all 2am...). Saved by some random drunk guy who heard my pleas at one of the shops - he donated his - what a gent...

Proceeded to sh*g, rather uncomfortably in a 2-person tent, before a morning stumble back to my tent for the daily beer. Never saw her again.

Still, if she's out there - thanks Jane

Apologies for length. But she LOVED it...
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 14:44, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Agrees completely with Camel Related incident...
Glastonbury 1997, Radiohead

Wet, cold, muddy, but...

woman in my arms, wine in my belly, and last song of their encore Radiohead play Street Spirit (my favourite). The stage is bathed in purple light, and purple fireworks go off.

Mesmerising. Perfect. Wow.
(Wed 16th Mar 2005, 20:07, More)