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Laurence Llewelyn-Bozo (the clown)
what he would be like if the BBC sold the programme to channel 5...

(Tue 13th Nov 2001, 9:12, More)
what he would be like if the BBC sold the programme to channel 5...

(Tue 13th Nov 2001, 9:12, More)
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» Irrational Fears
cocktail sticks
I have an irrational fear that someone might wake me up by pulling one set of eyelids apart and jabbing a cocktail stick into one eyeball, then rotating it independently of the other eyeball until the stick breaks.
I am writing this with one eye clamped tightly shut, trying not to even think about fish hooks and eyes... eyes.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 15:17, More)
cocktail sticks
I have an irrational fear that someone might wake me up by pulling one set of eyelids apart and jabbing a cocktail stick into one eyeball, then rotating it independently of the other eyeball until the stick breaks.
I am writing this with one eye clamped tightly shut, trying not to even think about fish hooks and eyes... eyes.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 15:17, More)