» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

death by fruit and veg!
lol, i once saw a man go to jail because he killed a woman, his weapon was a cabbage and he also attacked the elderly with bananas, i laughed so much i nearly pissed myself until they said it ws my cousin!
(Tue 15th Feb 2005, 12:58, More)

» Now, there was no need for that...

No need for that!
getting totaly drunk and screaming at flamingos in the zoo at the top of my voice about how life is so unfair



the worst thing is it was in broad daylight everyone stared at me, at least i got publicity :D
(and a ban from the zoo)
(Mon 20th Jun 2005, 22:29, More)

» I just don't get it

christians
christians fucking idiots, with there ways of sickly conversions *shudders*

not long now popey eh?
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 23:15, More)

» Little things that turn you on

freaky!
singing jingle bells at the top of my voice
(in class this got me chucked out)
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 15:58, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

i love candles.....
- one of my habits is when i go out for a meal when there is a candle on the table i have the urge to poke it and to see how hot it is
and trying to burn myself "i dont know what it is but i cant resist it"

-talking to my computer and pretending it is having a conversation with me

- it to start microsoft Sam and to make his say words like "spaz" or "shit" and once i put in "i like it when you tickle my cock
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 19:04, More)