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» Pathological Liars

Fatal Duvet Error
My ex-flatmate and general aasistant party goer (who shall remain nameless) had the annoying habit of always lying for pure one-up-man-ship.
A couple of years ago we were talking about going camping and mentioned arctic slepping bags and the like. At this point my mate said he had a duvet that was so warm it was 100g/cm2.
He was most upset when I pointed out that would make a standard double duvet 4 metric ton.
Length? it nearly crushed him
(Wed 5th Dec 2007, 12:56, More)

» Schadenfreude

timing,
We caught my particularly well dressed mate, by just as he was walking past a well known pizza restaurant on a packed saturday lunchtime - we called him when he was 1 step away from a lamp post.
Not original I know, but the timing worked perfectly - he looked back, walked in to the post with a loud clang and bounced off landing on the pavement out cold for about 30 seconds. Most of Pizza Express laughed, we are still laughing 5 years later
/relurks
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 12:29, More)

» Top Tips

Does the light really turn off?
Is your fridge like Schroedingers Cat? Can't tell if the light is really off because the door is shut?
Try drilling a one inch hole through the door.
(Mon 20th Oct 2008, 13:16, More)