» Guilty Pleasures

Beardiness.
I typically keep a goatee, as I look roughly 14 years old cleanshaven (not a good look for a 24 year old). However, sometimes I get the itch to get rid of it. And I love playing with it when I shave. I'll try stripes, the little pointy devil beard (a imperial, I think it's called), a soul patch (which I've kept from time to time), and of course, any guy since roughly the 1950s has tried to see just how much he can resemble Hitler.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 0:58, More)

» Little things that turn you on

The whole general mish-mash....
Years of lurking, and finally this topic has my popping my posting cherry. Fitting I suppose.

My proper respose would be that it's easier to list what *doesn't* turn me on, but that's really no fun. I'll just hit some of the more interesting bits.

1. Some mentioned thunderstorms earlier... Nothing like a stifilingly hot and humid day when breathing breaks you out in a sweat, where inhaling makes you feel like you are drowning. Suddlenly, the temprature drops, the air electrifies, clouds roll, in... that period of anticipation... BOOM! The sky cracks open, lighting, thunder, torents of rain, and the little (figuratively) soldier stands up to salute. Holy monkey lovin!

2. A lady in a babydoll t-shirt. Specifically, when the shirt is so tight, horizontal stress lines show up between her
norks... a la:
snipurl.com/cyrq

3. A lady with short hair in pigtails, where the hair is parted through the middle and the pigtails are tied very low on the head, like so:
snipurl.com/cyrt
(random internet pic... she's not that cute, but the hair kicks it up a few notches for me)

4. A woman who knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to take it from me. I was never into biting until this girl I met. Seemed like all she wanted to do is leave red markings (not hickies, but bite marks) all over my chest and neck. Hurt like hell the way she did it, but it hurt soooo good.

5. Smarts. Intelligence does it big, as does a willingness to learn. I'm prone to go into dork-mode and start bringing up interesting bits of information about weather phenomena, Akhenaton's monotheistic experiment, ect. at any time, and any woman that can hold a conversation about random bookish topics, or eagerly sits and listens as I babble on is a woman I want to spend some time with between the sheets... weird but true.

Length, girth? You know you like it...
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 15:56, More)

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Michael Jackson does not own the rights ALL of the Beatles' songs. He owns the rights to all of the Lennon/McCartney authored Beatles' songs. George wasn't a sellout.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 6:52, More)

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Humpty dumpty being an egg comes from earlier versions of the nursery rhyme, which went something like:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again
What was Humpty Dumpty?
(kiddles answer)
An egg!

The latter lines dropped away in later editions.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 6:49, More)

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Kneel, son of Jor-El, kneel before...
Frank Welker, who is the God of voice acting.

If being God is defined by being prolific.

imdb.com/name/nm0919798/
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 4:59, More)