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» My computer gave away my secrets
My fault really
While working for a certain Leeds based govt agency as part of their IT crowd, I got into the habit of doing weird random googling. One particular search has brought up the legendary tubgirl. I obviously saved my new treasure locally. (Unfortunately I didn't check where I saved it to).
Then the phone rang. We had a blade server down! I quickly sent the broadcast message out to ALL RECIPIENTS. The broadcast software simply sends any jpeg in the broadcast folder and places it on the recipients screen as a popup.
Funnily enough, shortly after that the it manager decided that maybe my future didn't really lie in IT security.
Apols for length, girth and woman shitting on your desktop.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 12:56, More)
My fault really
While working for a certain Leeds based govt agency as part of their IT crowd, I got into the habit of doing weird random googling. One particular search has brought up the legendary tubgirl. I obviously saved my new treasure locally. (Unfortunately I didn't check where I saved it to).
Then the phone rang. We had a blade server down! I quickly sent the broadcast message out to ALL RECIPIENTS. The broadcast software simply sends any jpeg in the broadcast folder and places it on the recipients screen as a popup.
Funnily enough, shortly after that the it manager decided that maybe my future didn't really lie in IT security.
Apols for length, girth and woman shitting on your desktop.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 12:56, More)
» School Sports Day
Rasslin'
Our freaky mental PE teacher became obsessed with buff men in speedos covered in oil. His obsession was so great he forced the boys to try out for a new school sports team, the school folkstyle wrestling team!!!
All went well. Being 14, 6ft tall and quite hefty I actually got into the team (only time i ever excelled at a sport).
Jump to big inter-school tourny. I am down on the ground as my mum, dad, all my mates and my g/f of the time are watching helplessly as a large, lardy ginger sweaty lad has his arms around me...
...with his sweaty crotch in my face...
Twat must have been enjoying the game as seconds later his fully erect cock was prodding me in the nose.
I decided wrestling really wasn't for me.
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 9:12, More)
Rasslin'
Our freaky mental PE teacher became obsessed with buff men in speedos covered in oil. His obsession was so great he forced the boys to try out for a new school sports team, the school folkstyle wrestling team!!!
All went well. Being 14, 6ft tall and quite hefty I actually got into the team (only time i ever excelled at a sport).
Jump to big inter-school tourny. I am down on the ground as my mum, dad, all my mates and my g/f of the time are watching helplessly as a large, lardy ginger sweaty lad has his arms around me...
...with his sweaty crotch in my face...
Twat must have been enjoying the game as seconds later his fully erect cock was prodding me in the nose.
I decided wrestling really wasn't for me.
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 9:12, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
SuperHeroes
Superman was flying through Metropolis when a sudden randy urge fell over him. As he desparately searched for a release he saw wonder woman naked crouched on all fours on top of a skyscraper.
"id like me a piece of that" he thought and flew down there and after one super fast split second shag flew off again.
"What the fuck was that?" Wonder woman said.
The invisible man replied "Im not sure but my arse is killing me"
Ergo: Superman= teh pervy bumgay
(Mon 23rd Jan 2006, 13:38, More)
SuperHeroes
Superman was flying through Metropolis when a sudden randy urge fell over him. As he desparately searched for a release he saw wonder woman naked crouched on all fours on top of a skyscraper.
"id like me a piece of that" he thought and flew down there and after one super fast split second shag flew off again.
"What the fuck was that?" Wonder woman said.
The invisible man replied "Im not sure but my arse is killing me"
Ergo: Superman= teh pervy bumgay
(Mon 23rd Jan 2006, 13:38, More)
» Join us... come join the cult
I am a Mormon
Some people think thats a cult (look up cult in a dictionary: a system of religious or spiritual beliefs) so i suppose in that sense we are. and so is every other religion on the face of the earth.
Everyone seems to think im a Cult myself, thats what i think they keep shouting at me anyway.
"Your a right Cult, you are!"
I suppose thats the price of fame..
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 13:33, More)
I am a Mormon
Some people think thats a cult (look up cult in a dictionary: a system of religious or spiritual beliefs) so i suppose in that sense we are. and so is every other religion on the face of the earth.
Everyone seems to think im a Cult myself, thats what i think they keep shouting at me anyway.
"Your a right Cult, you are!"
I suppose thats the price of fame..
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 13:33, More)