» Dumb things you've done

Not me ,the wife......honest.
After bieng with my girlfriend for over a year and finding out she was pregnant,we decided to get a house together,
After aquiring a shitty council house we settled down to unmarried bliss.
After a few months of bieng together, things got a little crazy one day when my lovely girlfriend took exception to my music being too loud,after refusing to turn it down she thought she would fight fire with fire and play the stereo upstairs louder.It didn,t.
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Now I knew she was a bit crazy when we got together (she must have been to pick me )and putting a nice little twist in my nose after headbutting me for no reason ,twice!
Hearing her THUNDEROUS footsteps coming down the stairs disapear into the kitchen???? SHE THEN APPEARS WITH A FUCKING CARVING KNIFE!!!
fearing the worst she brushed me aside and heads for the stereo and grabs the stereo cable and starts hacking away at it.
HER FACE WHEN THE CABLE AND KNIFE EXPLODED IN A SHOWER OF SPARKS WILL BE FOREVERE REMEMBERED.

After taking the knife off her and calming her down we kissed and made up,and 17 years later we are still together,married 2 kids.How I dont know ,but thats love for you.........
(Tue 1st Jan 2008, 8:45, More)

» Hidden Treasure

Camcorder
Bought a new house in January and decided to bust two rooms into one(my mate uses this term to describe back door sex) feel free to use if necessary. Anyway,shitloads of dust all over the place to clean up,when I lifted the gas meter up and swept under it a moneybag with £240 in new and old tenners flipped out.Fucking result!!!!Thoughts of contacting previous owner disapeared in a millisecond .Two days later a new purchase of a camcorder and thoughts of amateur housewives in disgusting poses abound:-p .........Anyone interested?my wife told me fuck off......p.s there is a law in the U.K called theft by finding and there was me thinking, finders keepers,tough shite more like it.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 19:57, More)

» Tightwads

10p !!!
The bus company I work for ,do not give change for fares,(the money goes into a sealed vault).If for any reason a customer had no change we could give them a voucher,which can be changed at our offices.
When a voucher is asked for we have to fill it out in duplicate..A young fella got on my bus and wanted 90p fare offered a pound coin and asked for a 10p change reciept,when I asked him if he was serious he gave said he wont bother...If he did insist I would have given tight fucker the 10p out of my own pocket.
(Wed 29th Oct 2008, 21:15, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

Thought I,d killed someone.......
After driving busses in Cardiff for a few months I started to get a few night shifts.

Cardiff has a pretty busy nightlife on Friday and Saturday nights and the drunken idiots wouldn,t give a fuck wether there was traffic about or not.
One such chap was too quick for me one night and ran across the road in front of me,I swerved to avoid him but,too late... BANG ...I SWEAR HE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR LIKE FUCKING SUPERMAN..He eventually lands about 20 feet away in a heap, fearing I had killed him,(his head nearly went through the windscreen)I jumped up and hit the emergency button on my radio above my head for an ambulance.
Shaking I sat back down...looked and the guy was gone!!!I gets off the bus and he,s sitting on the pavement bleeding with bits of glass in his head,wondering what the fuss is about,I told him he aint going nowhere before the ambulance sees him.
His mates who are with him offer words of comfort of sort along the lines of "fuck me you head must be made of rock"
When people sometimes think they are invincible when pissed this guy was that night and his mates treated him as such as well as me.
(Thu 29th May 2008, 23:40, More)

» Pet Peeves

Parking space thieves.....House alarms.....Choppsy fucking dogs
I,ve been living at my current abode for 4 years now and had a problem with one nieghbour who had three cars,fucking choppsy dog and a alarm on his garage.
After buying the house I found that the nieghbour decided that he would still like my parking space for him and his 2 sons(i only have one car).After telling him to shift his fucking car on a few occasions he got the message.
The dog....now the fella had a little Yorkshire terrier,Noisy little bastards at the best of times, but whenever the guy went out and left it alone he would put the dog in a front bedroom and leave the window open..Where it would bark constantly non stop till they came home..It all came to a head one night last summer when after they,d been out all day and night and I lost it big time,the dog later died,I was fucking heartbroken..
The house alarm....This guy has a garage where he parks his works van..Does he knock the alarm off when he gets his van in and out ,does he fuck the bastard thing goes off all times of the day or night..

So my pet peeve is inconsiderate nieghbours who dont give a fuck for no-one bar them selves.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 14:40, More)