» My computer gave away my secrets

google.cx
Typed in goatsex... as a joke, of course, when I was 11. Google, being the great thing google is, said, "Did you mean Goatse?"

"What the hell does that mean?"

*click**click**click*

"OH DEAR GOD!"

I never really trusted it again.
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 3:25, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Well
"I fucked your mom"

And written beneath in different handwriting:
"Dad, you're drunk. Go home."
(Fri 4th May 2007, 23:41, More)

» Essential Items

Drum Key and Shakespeare
I always carry a drum key so I can un-tune all the drums in my school's band hall when no ones around.

I also ALWAYS carry my copy of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare just in case some one randomly can't remember Othello's line in the Second Act, Scene Three.

So far, this has happened two times.
(Sun 30th Oct 2005, 1:20, More)

» Useless advice

Tough Love
"Son, never put the pin cushion near your no no area again."

If he gave me five more seconds I would have learned that on my own.
(Sat 21st Oct 2006, 19:27, More)

» Urban Legends

Coke
Not really an urban legend, but I believed that Coke still contained Cocaine. Probably why I never touched the stuff.
(Sat 7th Jan 2006, 3:29, More)