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- used to work in a wine shop, don't any more
- don't get out enough
- generally incapable of image manipulation and therefore spend most time on /talk.
Gaz me if you care. Or if you don't. Either way.
this is me:
I often dance like a berk: http://www.dailymotion.com/cr3ated/video/5482056
Gilgamesh is a bona fide genius for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbn3qt4rIk
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Just Harry made this for me, as he is a benevolent evil genius.
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- used to work in a wine shop, don't any more
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Gaz me if you care. Or if you don't. Either way.
this is me:
I often dance like a berk: http://www.dailymotion.com/cr3ated/video/5482056
Gilgamesh is a bona fide genius for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbn3qt4rIk
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Just Harry made this for me, as he is a benevolent evil genius.
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» Personal Ads
Having met a couple of girls through a dating website,
I find the euphemisms irritating. Especially the one about being "curvaceous".
I realise that a sphere is technically just one big curve, but even so, that's pushing it a bit far.
(Sun 16th Sep 2007, 1:28, More)
Having met a couple of girls through a dating website,
I find the euphemisms irritating. Especially the one about being "curvaceous".
I realise that a sphere is technically just one big curve, but even so, that's pushing it a bit far.
(Sun 16th Sep 2007, 1:28, More)
» Personal Hygiene
Whilst I'm not proud of this,
I used to have the worst gut gas in the world as a nipper. On the most memorable occasion, I 'let one float' in the corner of a busy lunchtime classroom. Within five minutes, it had been vacated by 35 members of form 3w.
Two of whom were then sick.
I'm not sure if it was my diet, hormones, intestinal flora or what. But it definitely wasn't user friendly.
No, I wasn't a popular child.
Length? No-one dared venture back in for a full 20 minutes.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 23:58, More)
Whilst I'm not proud of this,
I used to have the worst gut gas in the world as a nipper. On the most memorable occasion, I 'let one float' in the corner of a busy lunchtime classroom. Within five minutes, it had been vacated by 35 members of form 3w.
Two of whom were then sick.
I'm not sure if it was my diet, hormones, intestinal flora or what. But it definitely wasn't user friendly.
No, I wasn't a popular child.
Length? No-one dared venture back in for a full 20 minutes.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 23:58, More)
» Nightclubs
Far too many to fit in one story
but I used to work in an optician's when I was 19.
This gave me access to a lot of Fleuroscene strips, which are used to highlight eye problems when exposed to UV light.
They also have the interesting side effect of dyeing contact lenses, so that they glow in, say, a nightclub. I stole about a years' worth of the things.
For that year, I went around every Swansea meat market scaring the living shit out of people, who all thought I'd been lurking around Chernobyl.
Fun, if you like that sort of thing.
(Thu 16th Apr 2009, 13:46, More)
Far too many to fit in one story
but I used to work in an optician's when I was 19.
This gave me access to a lot of Fleuroscene strips, which are used to highlight eye problems when exposed to UV light.
They also have the interesting side effect of dyeing contact lenses, so that they glow in, say, a nightclub. I stole about a years' worth of the things.
For that year, I went around every Swansea meat market scaring the living shit out of people, who all thought I'd been lurking around Chernobyl.
Fun, if you like that sort of thing.
(Thu 16th Apr 2009, 13:46, More)
» Tightwads
While working in a wine shop in Chichester
there was a chap who came in and bought about £280 worth of fancy booze. While this may sound like a lot to blow on wine, around there we regularly saw quite a few high-rollers, accustomed to spending upwards of two grand. Safe to say, that town's not feeling the pinch much at the moment.
As the customer got ready to settle up, he asked, "So, how about a discount to help pay for the petrol?"
Now, we deliver for free anyway. He'd got products which were all heavily discounted, so I really didn't have any margin to give him.
What put the tin lid on it, however, was a glance into the car park - where I saw his pale blue, 4.8l Jag.
If the petrol bills are biting, mate, you might consider a change of car...
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 21:38, More)
While working in a wine shop in Chichester
there was a chap who came in and bought about £280 worth of fancy booze. While this may sound like a lot to blow on wine, around there we regularly saw quite a few high-rollers, accustomed to spending upwards of two grand. Safe to say, that town's not feeling the pinch much at the moment.
As the customer got ready to settle up, he asked, "So, how about a discount to help pay for the petrol?"
Now, we deliver for free anyway. He'd got products which were all heavily discounted, so I really didn't have any margin to give him.
What put the tin lid on it, however, was a glance into the car park - where I saw his pale blue, 4.8l Jag.
If the petrol bills are biting, mate, you might consider a change of car...
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 21:38, More)