b3ta.com user Dano
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Dano:
Profile Info:




27 year old bloke who lives oop north in leeds, and is quite amazingly bored with the whole internet.

i make jewellery =O

Recent front page messages:

insert amusing caption


thanks to laughing boy for that painet link, it's like a b3ta christmas present
(Sat 1st Nov 2003, 18:35, More)

That's no small moon...


It's....AAAAAGH! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(Fri 9th May 2003, 4:09, More)

sometimes, you just find the perfect image....
3rd ever b3ta patio-shop piccie ^^



apologies if this has been done before, it does seem pretty obvious
(Thu 20th Jun 2002, 17:06, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

not me personally
but it's worth retelling. a friend of mine was at some expo in the birmingham NEC, around the era of windows98. attending this convention was a mr. william gates. my friend was removed with expedience for throwing a windows CD at his head and calling him a cunt in a very loud voice. marvellous.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 17:56, More)

» Worst Record Ever

worst song ever
was that bastard "save the best for last" by... watermelon knows, homogenized american female late thirties singer, probably christian.

the lyric that gives me the issue:
"sometimes the snow comes down in june..."
okay, fair enough, this is england, i can't argue with the weather.

"sometimes the sun goes round the moon"
...and this is the point where i invariably put my foot through the speaker while screaming "NO IT DOESN'T NO NO NO" i'm all for poetic licence but AAARGH.

AND THEN THE FUCKWITS USED IT ON AN ADVERT.
FOR BISTO GRAVY. *FUCKING GRAVY!* AAAAARGH!

(p.s. whoever was asking, "o superman" was by Laurie Anderson (or anderton) and is the only song i have ever heard that sounds like it was written by an artificial intelligence with schizophrenia)
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 3:22, More)