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» Fancy Dress
Poor ol' Teef
We have a mate, who has the biggest and most mank teeth ever. Let's call her 'Teef' to protect her true identity.
Well, last halloween, we threw a massive fancy dress party and all our mates were there. I was talking to a male friend of mine (Dave, who was dressed as Frankenstien's monster and had fake billy-bob teeth in), when Teef came bounding in grinning, dressed up all like Widow Twanky from a bad pantomime.
"Awight? Aren't u gonna introduce me to this handsome chap?" she says.
So I did: "Teef, this is Dave. Dave, this is Teef.."
There was a moments silence. Dave was aware of this and decided to ask Teef an ice-breaker question; "Teef, those teeth you got in are terrific. They look so realistic! Mine look really fake and keep falling out! I must ask you where you got yours from?"
Teef looked at him tearfully and walked off quickly.
"What happened there?" asked Dave.
I explained and watched him do a kinda "Damn" face.
Oh, and I think being dressed like a bad panto character is more embarassing than having bad teeth!
(Sun 15th Jan 2006, 0:36, More)
Poor ol' Teef
We have a mate, who has the biggest and most mank teeth ever. Let's call her 'Teef' to protect her true identity.
Well, last halloween, we threw a massive fancy dress party and all our mates were there. I was talking to a male friend of mine (Dave, who was dressed as Frankenstien's monster and had fake billy-bob teeth in), when Teef came bounding in grinning, dressed up all like Widow Twanky from a bad pantomime.
"Awight? Aren't u gonna introduce me to this handsome chap?" she says.
So I did: "Teef, this is Dave. Dave, this is Teef.."
There was a moments silence. Dave was aware of this and decided to ask Teef an ice-breaker question; "Teef, those teeth you got in are terrific. They look so realistic! Mine look really fake and keep falling out! I must ask you where you got yours from?"
Teef looked at him tearfully and walked off quickly.
"What happened there?" asked Dave.
I explained and watched him do a kinda "Damn" face.
Oh, and I think being dressed like a bad panto character is more embarassing than having bad teeth!
(Sun 15th Jan 2006, 0:36, More)
» Urban Legends
Feet getting sucked into escalators
Dunno if anyone remembers these ads, When I was about 4 (1980s), there used to be these adverts on telly which showed some wellies and shoes on an escalator step and they got caught in the side of the moving step and chewed up.
Now don't get me wrong, I used to laugh at these ads until my mad auntie told me that it can really happen to you.
The thought of getting me feet sucked into the side of an escalator step scared the crap outa me, and I wouldn't go on one for years. Then one day when I was 8, my parents took us to disney world. When I got to the airport, Fcuk me, there was an escalator. Mum said "Never mind, we'll take the lift instead."
Which woulda been fine, except the same psycho aunt had told me just the year before that if u go into an elevator and there is too many people, the cable will snap and you will drop to the bottom and die...nice.
Never did get to see Mickey Mouse.
P.S: She's mad but I still love my auntie to bits!
(Sun 8th Jan 2006, 22:25, More)
Feet getting sucked into escalators
Dunno if anyone remembers these ads, When I was about 4 (1980s), there used to be these adverts on telly which showed some wellies and shoes on an escalator step and they got caught in the side of the moving step and chewed up.
Now don't get me wrong, I used to laugh at these ads until my mad auntie told me that it can really happen to you.
The thought of getting me feet sucked into the side of an escalator step scared the crap outa me, and I wouldn't go on one for years. Then one day when I was 8, my parents took us to disney world. When I got to the airport, Fcuk me, there was an escalator. Mum said "Never mind, we'll take the lift instead."
Which woulda been fine, except the same psycho aunt had told me just the year before that if u go into an elevator and there is too many people, the cable will snap and you will drop to the bottom and die...nice.
Never did get to see Mickey Mouse.
P.S: She's mad but I still love my auntie to bits!
(Sun 8th Jan 2006, 22:25, More)