» Scary Neighbours

Student halls...
The nutter in the room next to me was obsessed with her vibrator. I couldn't hear it, thank god, but every time she switched it on it interfered with the picture on my telly, making even kids' programmes traumatic.

My parents' new neighbours have children who have perfected the art of messing with your mind - when you walk past they stop what they're doing and stare, for AGES. Frightens the crap out of me.


comes out from the safe lurky place for the first time
(Tue 30th Aug 2005, 1:17, More)

» Mugged

Discerning muggers
A couple of years ago, an ex housemate of mine got mugged for his mobile phone, whilst making a call.

The mugger took one look at the house brick he'd just grabbed, handed it back, saying 'you're alright mate, you can keep it.'
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 18:46, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Spotted around Manchester several years ago
In dust, on the back of a van, someone had written
'If my wife was this dirty, I wouldn't get out of bed'.
To which, someone had responded
'If your wife was this dirty, neither would we'
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:21, More)

» How nerdy are you?

I have a master's degree in molecular genetics
Does that count?
(Sat 8th Mar 2008, 18:28, More)